My shit is STEAMING.
Looking forward to another bumper weekend but am being fucked about by my ever-charming and accommodating ex right now so a little teeth-gritty and fist-clenchy.

Are you having a wing party or are you simply the new Al in waiting?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I caught the gist of various run-ins with the hatter last week, I know someone who can sort her out for a month's supply of Tenants Super.
I'll cook a bunch later and freeze the rest in the marinade. A whole bunch were massively cut-price in Waitrose so I bought six packs like the thrifty, tight cunt I am.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Freezing them in the marinade sounds like a great idea.
Wouldn't have thought of that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Some TV chef mentioned it years ago and I've done it quite a few times.
This is soy, honey, balsamic vinegar, garlic, ginger, chilli, five-spice and sesame oil. I could easily eat them raw.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)

DO IT
and post the different stages of your illness on Twitter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I'm not down with the yoof, I don't have a Twitter account.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)

You didn't fall into my trap. Damn.
Now I cannot justifiably kill you and turn the tripod into a bipod.


Gutted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)