Have you all died?
I totally missed the wedding.
But after going through some pictures online, I have to ask, what's up with the hats?
Is it a requirement over there to wear such atrocious headgear?

alt: i don't know, ask your own
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:33, 18 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Weddings. Royal or otherwise are fucking bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)

loads of people seem to be talking about it on facebook even though they claim to not care about it.
and you're right, they are bent.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)

the first thing i heard when i turned the tv on was
"the biggest shocker of the wedding is that sam cam is not wearing a hat".

STOP. THE. PRESS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

the hats are fucking ridiculous
what's the ginger one? and victoria beckham?
don't they know the tops are supposed to sit on your head?
wtf
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)

they are all fighting o upstage each other

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

look at me, I look like a fucking idiot!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Imagine how much of an idiot you'd look in one of those hats though!
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

twat

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

twat in a hat!
You should have dressed Echo up in some wedding regalia, you'd be sure to get on the local news then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

can't afford it
I bought her bunny ears for easter so she's good for a while
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

She probably wouldn't thank for going to the effort anyway.
I'd imagine the dogs cares even less about the royal wedding than you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Yeah I think all she was worried about this morning was that I had to put her in her kennel.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)

First thing I heard today was some spastic texting me at bastard o'clock in the morning claiming to be 'ill'
Fucking retard.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I'm bored.
I think I'll go and set fire to a branch of Tesco.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:02, Reply)

can I come?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Sure. But bring your own petrol bombs. Fuel is very expensive in the UK.
tinyurl.com/673t3l5

This is the second time in a week we've had a bit of local uprising. On the plus side, they aren't just targetting small convenience stores now, they have branced out to included McDonalds and the Cabot Circus shopping centre.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:08, Reply)

it's quite expensive here too!
maybe I'll just use a match and some household cleaner
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)

HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS
What are they good for?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)