I'd have Vipros as my second in a duel
because I know he'd jump at the chance of wearing a frock coat.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

STRIKETHROUGH coat END STRIKETHROUGH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I said Vipros
not Agnostic Antichrist.

Edit: Was it him in that photo from ages ago? If not, this joke will make no sense.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)

It makes perfect sense.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I would like to retract the end of my previous statement.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I would like to retract the end of my penis.
It scrapes on the floor when I walk down the street.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Your legs must be even shorter than Happybara's

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)

She has abnormally long thighs, alright?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Can anyone ask Lusty to confirm this?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Lusty's are fine. It's Mrs 'Bara who is the odd one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I was pursuing my "you've got a small cock" mini-meme
I want to meet this Mrs Bara. I love a tall lass.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Quite the fragrant type as well, I hear

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

It scrapes on the floor when I walk down the street.

from your bumhole
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)

the my
of my previous statement from this little boy's anus, were it not for the fact that it unfortunately appears to have become caught betwixt the walls of his rectum with such a fearsome grip that I can barely budge it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)