I got absolutely nowhere on the dates I've been on.
Because the first one we went and watched Snakes on a Plane and it was lame.
Then the next, the date texted someone and told them I was a retard.
So I decided dates r dumb.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The guy who sent that text.
You should have totally run him over. With your wheelchair
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:17, Reply)

kicked a shoe at them

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Like a proper Yankee Deacon!
Yee-Haa!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I agree, dates are shit.
I've fallen into whatever relationships I've had, but the dates I've been on have been shit. For example, I spent the majority of the last date (and the only one for ten years I might add) annoyed about a little glob of mascara in the corner of her eye. It attracted my attention and I couldn't even hold a conversation for the gritting of my teeth. Perhaps it's safer for the world in general that I'm out of the dating game now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)

sounds like it might be safer
I find it hard to watch porn because I'll see something I hate and then I just focus on that and then I have to completely stop watching because it's pissing me off
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I see something that turns me off occasionally
but luckily I'm a man, and that feeling lasts all of fourteen seconds before something slightly more erotic comes along.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)