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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I would buy a big doughnutAnd have a doughnut party. Make all of my friends vomity fat and full of fatty sugary badness.
Then I would get a driving license and buy a car, and drive to the supermarket and buy a doughnut.
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
And thenWith the remaining £5, I would pay someone to tell me where to find a man who isn't a total shit. The sort of man who doesn't get his jollies having sex with other women while I have stamped my name on his arse.
And then, I would buy a doughnut van, and follow my ex-boyfriends about and sell them doughnuts to make them really fat and unhappy. Really FATTY FATTY the FAT FAT, and depressed and make them wonder what their life is all about. And then I will say "Huh, you fatties, you are all fat."
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:25, Reply)
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