A sunday morning thread
I'm sure you're all currently attending worship services, but what's on for the rest of the day? I've been waking up at 6:30 every morning and today was no exception - but at least that means I can get to the gym and back in time to watch the lunchtime football in the pub with a pint or two.

Alt: what would you do with, let's say £10,000? Not quit your job money but still enough to make some big memories.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 May 2011, 9:18, 27 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I would quit my job.
It's enough to live on for a few months and would mean I could be choosy on finding a new job and home and maybe doing a course.
I make my memories as I plod along so I doubt I'd plan the trip of a lifetime or anything. I'd make my everyday life a bit easier is all.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 8 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)

New car.
Our current honeymoon plan involves driving to Sweden and back in a Ford Ka. With a babyseat in the back. I fucking hate that little noddy car now as it was a complete squash even before we spawned. It's fine to drive and is the perfect car for a catface on his own; shit car for his tall wife and all the baby accoutrements (inc. baby).

So yeah, new car.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 8 May 2011, 9:51, Reply)

girl) am i pretty?
(boy) no
(girl) do u want to be with me forever?
(boy) no
(girl) would u cry if i walked away?
...................................................................................................(boy)...... No

she heard enough and was hurt, she walked away tears ran down her face

the boy grabbed her arm

(boy) your not pretty , your beautiful
(boy) i dont want to be with you forever, i NEED to be with you forever
(boy) and i wouldnt cry if u walked away, i would die!
(boy whispers) please stay with me
(girl whispers) of course

tonight at midnight your true love will reliase they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 p.m. Tomorrow it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you dont post this to 5 other pages; you will have relationship problems for the next 10 years
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

My name is Summer, I am 15
years old. I
have blonde hair and blue eyes. I have no nose or ears, my
body is...
covered with scars. Didn't I tell you ... I'm dead. My dad...
........................................................................killed me
with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. If you do not post this
on to
10 other pages or group......s in the......next 15 minutes, I ... will
appear tonight by your bed... with the kitchen knife that killed me, and I
will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. It's
up to you if you re-post thisor not, but this is no lie. This is FOR
REAL! Now, copy this and pasteit onto the walls of 10 other pages
or groups........................
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

This post is being tracked.
The owners of this site have confirmed they will send $1 to the rescue fund for Haiti every time this post is replied too.
( Peej, Sun 8 May 2011, 11:41, Reply)

honestly gonz
I get enough of this shit from my 17 year old emo granddaughter.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

You have a granddaughter?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 8 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

technically, mr b3th does
but I've known her since she was 5, and i've always considered her and her little sister as my granddaughters.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

High Interest Bonds and a dodgy ticker?
Reeeespect.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)

you know it

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Wait a sec, hold on just one gosh darn minute, you have a 17 year old grand daughter?
Seriously? Unless you're a Martina Cole character, you don't look anywhere near enough to have adult grandkids.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

GUESS WHAT I MADE YESTERDAY !?!?!?!?!?
Mashed potato (more like 'smashed', I only had a fork) with butter and english mustard and mature chedder.
AND saussages and mushrooms and onions in a creamy mustardy sauce using cream and maskapony and english mustard and salt and pepper..... it was so0o0o0o0o0o0oh nice, seriously.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

What cheese can you hide a horse in?

( Kroney, Sun 8 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Jamaica?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

a really big piece of brie

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

cottage

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 8 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

mascarpone
also, how do you get a bear to eat cheese? camembert.

and what cheese can you see in the mirror? halomi...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

i just got back from the gym
the rest of my day will involve cleaning out guinea pigs, marking a piece of work I forgot about and eating cheese toasties.

£10,000, probably keep it until I had a house and buy darkroom stuff, studio stuff and set up the 'dead media lab' I've been planning for years
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

for a second I thought that said 'dead labia'
you sicko
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 8 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)

haha
I'd set it up in a basement with a fake wall and soundproofing so noone could find it, or the victims
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I was shown around somewhere like that a few months ago
it was in a basement, completely soundproofed, with no phone-line, no mobile signal and a massive metal-plated double door with a locking system like something out of submarine. I had a minor panic when my friend shut the door. And this was built with the expectation that someone would happily spend hours and hours working in there.

fuck.that
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

haha
was it the fear of being murdered or a 21st century terror of being uncontactable?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

when I thought of all the tweets I'd miss
only decorum stopped me from soiling myself and bursting into tears at the same time.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

imagine! someone could have
been posting a link to a kitten in a sink, or telling you about how late their baby was crying until or that they totally love their other half and want want to say so in front of EVERYONE
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)

If I had that money
I could sell you a doughnut for that kitten lost in the sink.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I would buy a big doughnut
And have a doughnut party. Make all of my friends vomity fat and full of fatty sugary badness.

Then I would get a driving license and buy a car, and drive to the supermarket and buy a doughnut.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:19, Reply)

And then
With the remaining £5, I would pay someone to tell me where to find a man who isn't a total shit. The sort of man who doesn't get his jollies having sex with other women while I have stamped my name on his arse.

And then, I would buy a doughnut van, and follow my ex-boyfriends about and sell them doughnuts to make them really fat and unhappy. Really FATTY FATTY the FAT FAT, and depressed and make them wonder what their life is all about. And then I will say "Huh, you fatties, you are all fat."
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:25, Reply)