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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This should be compiled into a perverse fan fic with a title such as"Rupert Bare" by Alfred Bestiall
(, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I put it to you Mr Crow, that such a fan fic already existsand you are quoting from it verbatim.
Having written it yourself.
In case that wasn't clear.
(, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)
If it already exists, I haven't written itIdeas are forming in my head, though.
And rest assured, they involve you.
(, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)
That is the most disturbing thing I've read all dayBetter you than Chompy, I suppose.
(, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)
'What's that?' Cried Rupert. 'some kind of bird?'
But it was Darth and Kroney with a frozen turd'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:53,
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From behind him, Darth hears a sinister growl,
As Mr Bear appears with a trowel.
Tied to the WorkMate, he's an easy goal,
As the old bear sets to work on his hole.
(, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Bill Badger looks on and continues his masturbation,
As Darth bites his lip and thinks of telecommunication,
Mr Bear begins to pound him at a steady pace,
As Rupert strikes his furry little tackle on his face
(, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)
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