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Kroney wants a new thread but he's too shy to start one so I have to do it.Tell everyone why you think Kroney has the faint whiff of lavender about him.
Alt: TURKISH BANQUETS. Do you like them? Have you ever had one? Are you some kind of fucking idiot?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:47,
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He admires Len Fairclough for his services to swimming.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:48,
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She was the main course at a "Turkish Banquet"On the plus side her hair was shiney and full for weeks afterwards
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:56,
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A midget with a micropenis.That's what I heard, anyway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:58,
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Never had Turkish banquet - does it involve kebabs and chilli sauce?No I'm not, although this is open for debate I'm sure
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:51,
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Meze, grilled meats, rice, nice flatbreads and that delicious 'oven glove' bread.The also do a sterling vanilla milk pudding, if you like that sort of thing. Say, if you were a woman, or 'a bit Kroney', for example.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:55,
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Pudding is for poofsMeat and Meze for MEN!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:57,
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'THE B3TA CHAIR OF LUST' just doesn't have the same feel, somehow.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:58,
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Lounger? Chaise-longue?Table? Quadruped?
I'll admit, nothing seems to have quite the same ring to it.
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Kroney, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:00,
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He is a fopAlt: Nope, not had much Turkish food at all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:53,
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I'm not even going to rise to that one.Just assume I made some comment about you and naked men.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 15:56,
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I have seen Airplane.But I don't remember every line. I'm kind of like Monty in that regard...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 15:59,
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The captain who completely straight-faced asked the young lad"Joey, have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?"
The actor, whose name I forget, was not a comedian and really didn't get what he was neing asked to do, which is why his performance is so hilariously straight. As it were.
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I meant to tell youmy step son is fetching me all the BSG on a hard drive.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 16:03,
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Is your stepson in his mid-50s?What? I'm only asking.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:08,
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He is, in fact, 6 years older than mebut not yet in his 50s.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 16:10,
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Do you spank him?At that age he might like it though, oh parenting woes!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:12,
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You say 'about to'based on past performance, it could be xmas before I see it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 16:19,
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Tell him to hurry upOr I will find him, and TALK to him.
He doesn't want that
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strikethrough talk to strikethrough bumlol
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 16:25,
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It's only for your sake darlingYou need BSG in your life. If I have to bum a man to achieve this, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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Robert Graves was a poet, no?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:20,
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I want a shish kebab from The Ottoman on Fulham Palace Road nowThey are so, so good
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:55,
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He tumbled into a Lush counter(while being bummed by a man)
Alt: I've never had a Turkish banquet. But it sounds good
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:56,
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Then we must have one, and SOON.I know at least 5 tip-top places just up the road from Arseditch. When you and I have pulled off that bank job we've been planning, I propose we celebrate in style - TURKISH STYLE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:03,
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The best one I've been to, anywhere in the world, is right behind where I live.Seriously, it's the best turkish resturant evah, they got a huge charcol grill and don't do donnor.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:05,
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Mangal in Dalston - or Gallipoli on Upper Street, are my tips.I have other, more secret ones, but they are gaz-material as I don't want to ruin them like I did Tayyabs, with my big fucking gob.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:09,
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This is a planI look forward to spending the illgotten proceeds on large quantities of food.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:06,
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I saw him in his tutu and slippers dancing The Nutcrackeralt: don't even know what you're talking about
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:56,
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He spends far too much time in the communal toilets at work listening to other men evacuate their bowels(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:57,
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I knew it. He seems the sort.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:04,
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It's a shame, he seemed alright really(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:12,
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That fucking scarred me for life, Rory, you utter bastard.It's too soon to be joking about it. I still have nightmares.
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Kroney, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:06,
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You have a strange sense of satisfaction when you hear the backsplash, but it leads to a confusion as you can't understand why you develop an erection(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:10,
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The foetid stench of excreta causes disturbing stirrings in his underpants.He doesn't want to have a fierce bone-on but there's nothing he can do.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:19,
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He's liable to be a full on shit boyPoor Kroney, I'm afraid he'll have to be run off the board
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:20,
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I get a strange pleasure from it.I call it "Schartenfraude".
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Kroney, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:23,
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I agree.I pronounce 'Kroney is a deviant shit-boy' to be the meme du jour.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:26,
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It's a faecal business, but hopefully it catches on(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:27,
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I don't, particularly. But then, compared to DF, anyone would look manly...Alt: no, never. I don't even know what one is. I am a fucking idiot. Well, I can be, on occasion.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 15:58,
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What's a Turkish Banquet?I'll probably like it, I'm not a fussy eater.
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It's great. If you like barbecues then you will like it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:10,
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In case you missed it, he was being facetious(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:11,
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in case i missed it you are being sarcastic(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:19,
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At least you knew where you were with that other account of yours, this one's all confusing(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:21,
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we went to a turkish resturaunt for our xmas party all the food was yummyand they had... oh crap I can't recall what it's called but it's puff pastry and pistachio paste stuff and it's incredibly sweet and the nicest thing. edit: It's called Baklava and it's full of sugary win
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:02,
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*sigh*Baklava +la = Balaklava
Rapists wear balaclavas
You dumb fuck
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Is it fuckYou just didn't see it
*sticks tongue out, waggles hands alongside ears*
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*Puts car tyre over Darth, adds more than liberal dash of petrol, sets light*(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:30,
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Baklava, they make it in Fios behind us =)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:03,
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OH MY FUCKING GOD I SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN TOLD THIS INFORMATION(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:03,
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We live in a hotbed of culonary sin from the greeks and turks !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:15,
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alright TGBlooking forward to your Supernatural?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:19,
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hell yeah!I am going to make more galic bread pizza and get some wine and stuff my face whilst watching it
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:23,
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A quick look at sidereelshows me that I've got an episode to watch as well.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:26,
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Not really a banquet, but had all those things on holiday in Turkey.Very tasty, very cheap and very fresh. All served in a little courtyard under a canopy of vines. I rather think I want to go back.
As for Kroney, I'm sure his mother wears army shoes.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:03,
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I fucking love Turkish foodsadly nowhere near me sells it :-(
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:06,
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I don't know turkish but I love Syrian.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:09,
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Where does that slot in, pray tell?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:15,
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Hm didn't we have Turkishlast time I was in London?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:16,
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Did he have sweaty hairy shoulders and a moustache? If so then yes you had a Turkclichelolz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:17,
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But they'll be back soon, and in greater numbers/tenuousreferencelols
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....by which you mean the prostate gland of Darth's 'special dance friend' Rupert.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:28,
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Bear, I think.I believe Bears are a flavour of homosexual, are they not?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:33,
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So would you opt for giving young Rupert a furry hand-shandy?Or are you more inclined to receive a rough bumming from gruff old Mr Bear?
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You have put way too much thought into this, dear chapRough bumming every time
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Whilst Bill Badger watches from a few feet away and touches himself?(, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)
This should be compiled into a perverse fan fic with a title such as"Rupert Bare" by Alfred Bestiall
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I put it to you Mr Crow, that such a fan fic already existsand you are quoting from it verbatim.
Having written it yourself.
In case that wasn't clear.
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If it already exists, I haven't written itIdeas are forming in my head, though.
And rest assured, they involve you.
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That is the most disturbing thing I've read all dayBetter you than Chompy, I suppose.
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'What's that?' Cried Rupert. 'some kind of bird?'
But it was Darth and Kroney with a frozen turd'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:53,
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From behind him, Darth hears a sinister growl,
As Mr Bear appears with a trowel.
Tied to the WorkMate, he's an easy goal,
As the old bear sets to work on his hole.
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Bill Badger looks on and continues his masturbation,
As Darth bites his lip and thinks of telecommunication,
Mr Bear begins to pound him at a steady pace,
As Rupert strikes his furry little tackle on his face
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There's nothing to milk in the first instanceStar Wars is fucking dull
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:29,
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*awaits stampede of internet lardies*(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:31,
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Sorry I will concede you have a point here
There's lots of beaches in Greece
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Hey! Guess what!Kroney's into space-docking, the dirty fucking 'Mark Oaten' cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:32,
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You're going to have to explain space docking to mebefore I try to think up any puns.
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Kroney, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:38,
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Well you're no fun, are you?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:40,
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It's only because he's the first result and doesn't want us to know.(, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I told you that in confidenceDon't make me tell them about that thing you like with the frozen piss
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It's excuses you need, now, old son - not puns.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:39,
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If search was working, I'd post the image I have to explain it, it's fucking magnificent.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:19,
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That song was ruined for me by my discovery of the term 'space-docking'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:40,
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You and me both, old chapI just hope there's no sort of practice called a Highway (chocolate) Star or something, otherwise that's both ends of the album ruined.
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I used to really love Deep Purple when I was a lad,I only ever really play 'In Rock' these days. I'm not sure I could face a 25-minute live 'Child in Time' at my age. I used to play the live in Japan LP all the fucking time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:49,
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Fnar fnar.Although it is impressive to hear him scream like that live.
I've long been of the opinion that their third LP is underrated - the self-titled one they released before they changed to the "MkII" lineup.
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Is that the one with Hush on it?I am being really fucking lazy here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:54,
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I don't know if there's a famous one on there...Begins with Chasing Shadows, ends with the wonderfully self-indulgent neo-classical wank of April and features Why Didn't Rosemary about halfway through.
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Do you know what, I don't think I know that one. How odd.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:58,
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Hey, what's the similarity between Mark Oaten and Charles Kennedy? ...They both like to get shit-faced! Tish-boom.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHI've just received an email entitled 'Please sign "Kill The Gays" petition Uganda - Only 48 hrs left'
Of course I followed the link and was about to sign it, when I noticed that it was in fact a petition demanding that Ugandan President Musevini *veto* some work of comic genius known as 'the "Kill The Gays" bill' should it be passed in Parliament.
Talk about false advertising, eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:48,
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i think they do that without your help anyway(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:49,
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there's simply not enough samurai swordsto deal with them all
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:51,
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Didn't dear old Lawrence of Arabiahave a life-changing experience with some ...Turkish meat?
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YAY!!!!It's only fucking Happybara!
I was bemoaning your absence the other day. Where have you been, my musky little chum?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:55,
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Oh bollocks he's gone again.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:59,
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The musk probably overcame him and he had to retreat to his oxygen tent(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:00,
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I just looked up space-docking.Is it actually physically possible to take a dump in someone's snatch or is some internet perv all bark and no bite?
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Sometimes it's the only way to get a gay to fuck your sister(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:04,
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I believe the accepted practice is to freeze one's shitand use it as a dildo
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that sounds like way too much effort(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:08,
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I have thought about this a little, as well.The forward planning aspect of it all is more than a little odd in itself (as if sticking a frozen poo up someone is not weird enough on its own) - imagine the thought process...
'I need to defecate - brilliant! I'll do it onto a baking sheet and freeze it, because I've got GERALD, 96, A PROFESSIONAL CHUTNEY-TASTER FROM RICKMANSWORTH coming round tomorrow for some gaylolz'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:11,
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Speaking of defecationDoes anyone else feel a bit conflicted about it? I mean, on the one hand I know logically that it's a perfectly natural bodily function etc. etc. but on the other I always come away from the loo feeling as if I have somehow dishonoured myself.
Am I alone in thinking this way or do other B3tans share my misgivings?
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I like how you post before you think(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:17,
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It rather depends on how hard you have to strainThere are ways to loosen the exit hole
Apparently
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Tee hee, you said 'log'ical.I have to say I'm not overly keen on being 'at stool'. I too feel a faint feeling of shame and self-revulsion. Personally I like to deal with it by being flogged by prostitutes in the Spitalfields area. It's not for everyone, I grant you, but it certainly works for me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:20,
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Interesting.So you heap a large dose of shame upon a smaller one in the hope that they somehow cancel each other out, rather like homeopathy in reverse. Well, any excuse to get gang-flogged by Spitalfield sluts.
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You and I understand each other perfectly.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:35,
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Does your shame stem, in part, from the fact that your short thighs result in you sitting on the karzi with your feet dangling several inches from the floor?
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Not at all.Unlike men of so-called normal stature I can kick my legs hither and thither on the khazi in the manner of a lesson-weary child.
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Your posting style is quite delightful.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:44,
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Such kind words!Would you satisfy my curiosity re Bowie. Was it the man, the music or a specific event entailing either that has burdened you with loathing?
I hasten to add that I am largely indifferent to Ziggy.
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and you'd end up trying to shape it properlyand what if you'd eaten too much curry and it wouldn't hold its shape or you had like those little round poos. Then, waht if you're mum came round and saw it in the freezer and thought it was chocolate?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:16,
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Jesus, what are the lesswidely accepted practices? *wilfully misunderstanding here in the hope of further sick descriptive prose*
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There is a slightly more gymnastic, unfrozen versioninvolving a stepladder
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I was hoping the stepladder reference would put you off/maritalthighlengthincompatibilitylols
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I don't need a stepladder.Sportscow's pillow advice was spot-on *smugs*
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What did you do about the musk in the end?Since the bleaching didn't work
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:21,
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I think the only way to truly deal with it, is to somehow embrace the musk.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:25,
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I've heard careful use of a syringeand peppermint essence can cure this. An option Happybara appears to have already explored
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:27,
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Hey, that's in my back ...logThe syringe thing was a total non-event. Really. I can't overstate how utterly unerotic it was. They talk about the banality of evil. This was the banality of self-insemination.
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But it's always goodto work into a conversation
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:32,
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I should make a rule to only go on B3ta when completely sober. I really should.
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Rules are made to be broken.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:44,
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If only there was some way of bottling it....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:28,
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Exactly, Monty!It's there; It's part of nature's great plan and we should all just jolly well flare our nostrils and take a deep, deep breath.
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I knew that boy had a use.He might as well die now, mind you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:22,
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Well, the musk is still there tbhBut I just believe it to be the natural odour of the healthy female anus in a state of arousal. And it is just musk, not excrement that assails the nostrils. My wife's hygiene is beyond reproach.
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DangAlso, good for you.
Right, the "live action" version of space docking involves a woman with powerful thigh and pelvic muscles so she can keep her gaping flange turned upwards, expectantly, for a prolonged period of time. It helps, of course, if the target area is so well-worked that it resembles some kind of Venus flytrap. The gentleman clambers atop a stepladder (or, for the more adventurous fellow, a pommel horse) and aims blindly for the fanny.
Pre-event meals should not include vindaloos.
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I would complain that it took you seven minutes to respondbut I suppose you only had one hand free
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Oh, is that what it is?The name doesn't appear to bear much relation to the act. I had half a suspicion there was some form of sexual acrobatics involving hanging from a rope or summat.
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Kroney, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:09,
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OH COME OFF IT.No-one's buying your wide-eyed innocent routine here, Kroners - you dirty fucking Dusseldorf log-meister, you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:12,
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One freezes one's stool and use it as a kind of organic marital aid, I believe.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:06,
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A bad man made me work. Really hard.It's been awful, dear old Monty, but it's over now.
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How simply ghastly.I prescribe a large breandeh to settle your nerves.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:07,
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Well, I'm swigging Stella andpopping diazepam, which is helping. Goodness me though. How anyone can work eight-hour days for 48 weeks in any given year is beyond me. I feel quite distressed and febrile.
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has be been rolling about in the garden?I had a turkish meal once which was a big sharing platter of MEAT and some more MEAT, then sweet things. It was nice
I am definitely some kind of fucking idiot
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:51,
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We don't hold the larping against you(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:54,
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I'm trying to be nice, albeit untruthfully so(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:02,
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are you trying to be nicerory, again? It's a change, but it's never very convincing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:05,
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Aw Man we seem to have had a falling out Camel, let's make bridges here, eh(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:10,
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Gaz me some larping event pictures, I'd like that(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:10,
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I'm well into it now, I popped into a Games Workshop for the first time eva at the weekend.I lolled, it stank of BO, and it was populated by late 30's fat males with greasy ponytails.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:13,
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I am NOT into games workshopI used to be married to someone who was though. He's 30 something and has a greasy pony tail :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:14,
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Still at least he's not a virgin(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:15,
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at least, not if spacedocking counts(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:22,
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I think this proves itwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1196211
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:24,
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It was mere conjecture!I was considering the effort it would take. Especially when it's so easy to get a non-poo based dildo
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:28,
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Yes, but this isn't any chocolate dildo, it's a dildo that smells of shit, because it is shit!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:31,
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^ Marks & Spencers' rejected advert idea(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:33,
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ShameI would love to hear that said in dulcet, husky tones over Albatross
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Also it'll have nobbly sweetcorn in it for additional purchase(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:34,
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Calling Camel, can you confirm this, over and out(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:24,
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Ask Kroney if it counts. He's the expert.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:24,
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it's much more comforting when you'rebeing mean
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:13,
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I'm not sure that was really working out, you know.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:05,
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even in textI can hear the slight derision when people know I'm a larper
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:07,
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One day I'll get the whole being pleasant for the sake of it right(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:08,
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Course you will, Rory, course you will.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:13,
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I would, but you're too nice and I wouldn't want to upset you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:58,
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yeah, I flounce at the drop of a hatso keep them hats off of the ground
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:00,
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I've never seen you flounce, but you gave me photo advice which i really appreciated(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:01,
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yay! don't mess with me, peopleor I won't help with your depth of field problems :)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:04,
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I'd show you some pics, I but i know that you get enough of that anywayneedless to say i am very much enjoying my new hobby and I'm hoping when mini Obergruppenfuhrer nakedape arrives I will take some better than average tedious baby photos!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:05,
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My dad bought a camera when I was bornso there are loads of pictures of me about 3 days old. 15 years later it was the camera I learnt photography on
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:06,
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A friend of mine was daft enough to once announce at a festival that "I get my tits out at the drop of a hat"This was most unwise, as another friend then headed off to find a couple of people with hats on, so they could drop them in her presence.
Hello, darling.
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all right there, darthgood tuesday?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:05,
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Not bad at all thank you your highnessStill recovering from the excitement of having two girls comment on my FB status last night
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What was it?i searched Martin 32 telecoms analyst from Northampton on FB once but didn't find you.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:11,
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I count 3and Glee was apparently good, too. Man that musty have been a good day
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:11,
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