Dang
Also, good for you.

Right, the "live action" version of space docking involves a woman with powerful thigh and pelvic muscles so she can keep her gaping flange turned upwards, expectantly, for a prolonged period of time. It helps, of course, if the target area is so well-worked that it resembles some kind of Venus flytrap. The gentleman clambers atop a stepladder (or, for the more adventurous fellow, a pommel horse) and aims blindly for the fanny.

Pre-event meals should not include vindaloos.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Wonderful. That's the spirit!
Vivid mental images to titilate.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I would complain that it took you seven minutes to respond
but I suppose you only had one hand free
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:33, Reply)

And now my monitor
looks like decorator's radio.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Hahahaha
*click*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:42, Reply)