I've heard careful use of a syringe
and peppermint essence can cure this. An option Happybara appears to have already explored
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hey, that's in my back ...log
The syringe thing was a total non-event. Really. I can't overstate how utterly unerotic it was. They talk about the banality of evil. This was the banality of self-insemination.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:31, Reply)

But it's always good
to work into a conversation
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I should make a rule
to only go on B3ta when completely sober. I really should.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Rules are made to be broken.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)