People who stop at the top of escalators
- People who get right up to the ticket barrier and only then start rooting around for their ticket
- Italian buses
- Swindon, the shitehole
- The east midlands accent
- People who won't meet your eyes when you pass them on an otherwise empty street
- That weird thing where instead of a smile and a "good morning" from someone you pass in the hallway, they do that half-grimace, half mouthflap thing combined with a barely audible noise of generic greeting
- Using "leverage" and "action" as nouns
- People who use Linux because it feels vaguely counter-cultural
- People who don't read Ts and Cs then get angry at customer services for just doing their freakin jobs trying to explain them to these customers in very simple terms.

Righto, that's enough for now. Night, all.
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Thu 12 May 2011, 0:02, Reply)