Levels of serious, and chances of tantrum escalate whenever JMG joins in a thread.
I'm like the stuff Superman was allergic to, asides Horseslol.
Surely everybody who reads this knows the name of the stone or whatever it was I'm after.

I'm playing incredibly safe odds.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 May 2011, 16:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm going to a bash next week and I'm going to pretend I'm JMG with everyone new that I meet.
Do you endorse this behaviour or do I need to apply for some kind of licence?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

You'll probably have somebody in a Scout's uniform come at you with the full might of one hundred knot-tying badges.
Crack his inhaler. It's like life-regeneration to typical b3tans.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I quite like the edgy look a woggle gives a scout.
It'd have to be a Venture Scout though, I don't want to get a reputation.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)