Today has started very, very well.
Two Saturdays from now I have my kid up until the afternoon. From there I shall go to my brother's house and from there to yonder Aylesbury, where I shall see WILKO JOHNSON, only supporting FUCKING HAWKWIND.

And it's a bank holiday. And I've got some mushrooms stowed away. AND my old pal Kris Needs is DJing there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 8:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can't believe you're all not as excited as me.
What's wrong with you people?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Are you looking forward to it enough that you keep thinking, 'hurry up sundown'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Hahaha I am indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Well you enjoy your wastelands of sleep

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)

If we're going to do song title puns with a band who've been going 41 years we could be here a while.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Aylesbury has a special kind of mong, due to its isolated position.
You can see them lurching down the streets, about 7ft tall and with pin heads. Take a camera, they are quite friendly.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 May 2011, 8:59, Reply)

My brother's obsessed with 'The Winslow Dwarf'
and has made me go there looking for this mythical beast more than once. Last time he saw him he'd acquired a 'downsy looking rough bird'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I went to school with a girl called Dawn Winslow
She was very short. Does this help at all?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

A great deal. Thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)

That was Miss Aylesbury I suspect.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Do they need to duck?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Yes, to rape them.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I am ashamed my comment didn't at least get a LTI

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Too tenuous I think.
Sorry.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

*resolves to try harder*
I'm on pun alert today - WARNING
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)