Yup.
Whilst in Lancaster a couple of weeks ago Lusty pointed out that you can buy Barry Norman pickled onions - the label is made to look like a reel of film. If you can name a weirder 'celebrity' food endorsement I won't burn your house down with you in it tonight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Might be his own take on Paul Newman's salad dressing range
Barry fucking loved the Newman.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Maybe it is, but that's not enough to stop my torching 'Bill Clay's' house tonight.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

With the amount of damp in the walls I'd applaud the effort
How about Smokey Robinson's Pot Roast - The Soul Is In The Bowl
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

That's not moisture. It's petrol. I've been planning this for years.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

It's a brave man that'd walk into my town with a can of petrol
Make sure you're discreet when you light it though, they've had to alter the Olympic torch route so as not to spook the locals.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)