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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Blimey I leave the office for 90 minutes and I come back to
well, actually, just the usual.

I just bought a present for my mum and dad to say thanks for being a great mum and dad. When did you last buy someone a present and what was it for?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:09, 253 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Wine for a birthday.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)
What type of wine
and how old was the recipient?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Lambrini
107
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Sparkly white wine proccesseco or something, and 21.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)
FUCK YOU
not really
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Oh man, I thought you were gonna flounce there.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)
You'd like that wouldn't you? Eh? You massive bully!
*lip quivers*

Actually you came the closest to making me mildy flounce once
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
What did I say?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)
pfft, like I'm going to tell you that!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I'm guessing this is at the start of Apey's b3ta days

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Al's horrible to everyone when they start on B3ta
I am impressed at how long he's managed to keep that up with Swipe though. As it were.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
i have to say i thought Al and bert were the same person as they posted nigh on one after the other
and were both pretty mean.

I should clarify i no longer believe this to be the case
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I love all the abuse on here
It is fucking hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I'm not keeping anything up with Swipe
I only pointed out that last post of hers as I felt it deserved further scrutiny. I'm not suggesting she is a racist, I really don't think she is, but that post did come across as such, due, I'm sure, to stupidity in posting, not in Swipes actual opinions.

If someone else had posted that, they would rightly have been held up on it. I think what Swipe should have said is "You're right, that post does come across in the wrong way, I didn't mean it like that" but instead she got all indignant.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Don't get me wrong, Al, I agree with you on this one
My point was that you go after everyone a bit to begin with - hazing, or something - but people come to realise you're a good, funny bloke in time. But you and Swipe always seemed to rub each other up the wrong way.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)
She says that she says things to get a reaction out of me
and she more often than not gets them, but I personally think that she just says what comes into her head and then tries to make out like it was all a joke.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Coping mechanism innit
She reminds me of my ex a bit, in the respect that I never got her to back down or admit to being wrong about anything either. She was a lawyer too, well, a student when we were going out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Are you trying to get into his pants Darth?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:30, Reply)
yeah well she's FLOUNCED now
we all hope you're happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Not really
I'm surprised though, I also don't think she's actually flounced, but if she has, then frankly that's her problem.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)
She won't stay away I don't think
That was categorically not worth flouncing over. More so than Battered's F-bomb, maybe, but I think Battered was a mite unstable to begin with.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)
So you're saying Battered is a head banging mentalist?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)
No, you're saying that
One of his QOTW posts a while back, Helicopter Parents I think, made reference to a traumatic childhood and lingering psychological damage.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:40, Reply)
He was a drunk on lolmeds with 'anger' issues

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I see
Good to know I didn't horribly misjudge the fellow.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)
He was alright apart from that minor character flaw

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)
He didn't just flounce though
he turned up to a bash, and then realised we were all cunts. I think he should be praised for his intellect.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Oh really? Hahaha
Rory linked to his final pre-exit convo with K a while back and it was distinctly unworthy of flouncing, but I didn't realise that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Bullied on the Internet

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)
That was totally my fault. I was being incredibly insensitive.
People were pouring their hearts out on that thread.

I'd just like to take a moment to apologise to all those I offended and, especially to Battered, for being rude.

lol jk fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Hahaha
Genius
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
YES !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Kristine
you are fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)
I bought my wife some whiskey
because she's a much nicer person when drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I buy Mrs Cow little presents quite often
She appreciates the little gestures more than spending loads on something. This is good - she loves Cream Eggs
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)
That means she's broody.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I think 2 under 5's is enough in our house
and she agrees.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Depends, how big is your appertite?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Fucking massive
as I am a reet greedy fucker
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Mine like love eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Mine?
How many wives do you have, racist?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Like the Emporer of Morrocco in 1760, i have 2000 concubines
Seriously, how do you find the time to boff 2000 concubines?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
You'd have to draw up a rota.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Lucky dip

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

lucky double
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)
The Persian Emperor
used to indicated which of his harem he would spend the night with by dropping a white handkerchief at her feet
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Was there anything in it?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)
If there was
she knew it would be a quiet night.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I like sending and receiving little presents
In the last month I've given: a copy of "The Raven" illustrated with woodcuts, a card with bunting on, a can of guava juice and a packet of PomBears.
I've received: A mug by my favourite designer, some Austrian chocolates, a crochet hook and a felt cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
This sounds like the bargin bin in the charity shop of shit
No offence like
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)
No offense. I love bargains and I love charity shops.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I bought my mom a necklace and some earrings
because I was at a jewelry party and I felt obligated to buy something but I don't weat that sort of jewelry
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I don't weat any jewellry
You should go to an Ann Summers party for your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I had a party like that and my mom came to it.
She told me she bought almost a hundred dollars worth, I told her to stop talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)

talking buzzing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
gross

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)
about 3 hours ago
because I felt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)
A couple of weeks ago me, DJ and Roota bought a present for our auntie
who had lent us her flat for the weekend so we could party it up.

EDIT: Also, I put in some awesome games with my Randomburn CDs and has one person bothered to thank me? No, they haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
"our auntie"?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)
well, mine and DJ's auntie
hence, Roota's by almost marriage
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I didn't know you were related!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)
He's my baby bruvver innit

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
That's why she doesn't like hearing about how much sex he and Roota have.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I don't mind that
I just don't like hearing about how much sex he has with you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)
He's just got too much love for one person
and just so you know, when I say love, I do mean penis.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:30, Reply)
What is it with everyone and the huge penises this week?
They're everywhere I turn!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)
*helicopters*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
*whirlybirds*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Are DJ and Roota related?
i didn't realise they were from Devon
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Naaarwich

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I received your randomburn yesterday
with your "I've had a clearout" game. I have played neither yet, probably this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

busted. Hope the music isn't too shit for you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I bought TC's birthday present
a signed LP of his favourite band/favourite album. I got a lot of bonus points for that.
I think the last thing before that was some really nice coffee beans for my ma and some wild boar sausages for my best mate from the farmer's market in my village, just because I love them both.
(berk, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)
It's got to be awkward when a new partner has a birthday
Do you go all out on the proper girlfriend type present and risk looking like a bunny boiler, or do you give them a box of Roses and a manly handshake?

Well played.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)
It was a bit expensive and impressive
given that we've only been seeing other 6 weeks or so...but it was worth it to see the look on his face. Presents are for making other people happy, after all.
(berk, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
^this
I do fucking *amazing* presents.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I'm buggered if I know how to top that for Christmas though.
mind you, he'll probably have dumped me by then.
(berk, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)
You're going to have to pull out all the stops
I would suggest arranging for the lead singer of said band to fellate him gently while the rest play instrumental hits.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Get him some sexy underwear for you.
He'll appreciate it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Hahaha!
that's a good idea actually, I'm pretty sure he's already seen most of the sexy pants I've got...
(berk, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)
on the floor

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)
That's quite a big present to get someone you've only been seeing a few weeks.
Well done.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
beat ya to it

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Well, it was £35
if I hadn't been able to think of anything I'd have taken him out for dinner, which would most likely have been more expensive, so...well, that's how I justified it anyway.
(berk, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)
No, fair play to you
I hope he appreciates what a special person you are.

And when I say special, I don't mean "SPESHUWL!!!!!" I actually mean special.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Yes, he does
and his training is coming along nicely; no silly emo outbursts since I got back from holiday.
(berk, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I've been buying baby stuff
can't help it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)
sexy roleplay again?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I bet it won't say thank you

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Stupid little cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)
You should give it a slap.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)
This would involve me gut punching my wife...


...again
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)
that would save you having to wait the full nine months to see it
of course, it might not be big enough to fit the stuff you've bought....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)
i saw a big guy in mothercare holding one of his premature twins
he could have held it in one hand
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)
awwww
cute.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)
It was amazingly small
it's liitle bro was still in intensive care and had been for 9 weeks with 6 more to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I reallly am in awe of how they can survive when they're that early.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Mrs Cow has a daughter who was 4lb 10oz when she was born
That is small, but massive compared to some prem babies
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Tiny wee calf!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
She was from pre-Cow days

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I'm buying myself a present in about 1/2 hour, does that count?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Are you getting implants?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I love breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Don't need them sweetie, these fuckers are all natural
*jiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Christ Swipe that must have been the briefest flounce in history

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I've ordered a mate some personalised darts for his 30th
I buy Ms Foxtrot flowers all the time, just because. Punching above my weight an' that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)
gross

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I have to remind myself to buy flowers
I frequently go out with the intention of purchasing them, and then totally forget.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)
And does she appreciate that "it's the thought that counts"?
Does she fuck.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)
This^
I forget all the time
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)
The last person to buy ,me flowers was Blousie
TRUFAX!

And I didn't even have to show her my tits or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
She is slipping

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Usually I'm the one that's slipping when someone buys me flowers
if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Bang goes my gambit to get you to show your tits

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:42, Reply)
my mom buys me flowers sometimes
I don't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

o u
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
fluwers? sumtimes? dun't?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Mom is Mum in English

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)
duuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)
British is "mum" rather than "mom"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I'm going to start talking about cookies and get you all really fired up.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)
My wirfe has the most lovely work colleage and friend, she is utterly lovely in every way and life just shits on her constantly
so I sent her some flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)
*cough*tapping that*cough*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)
She's 50 odd, and just so sweet
bad shit list in the last two years:

breast cancer
double mastectomy
disabled sister died
mother developed dementia
mother had to move in with her
no love life
manager is a rude fucking cunt who is trying to bully her out of her job that she loves
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)
+ she knows you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)
that was the icing on the cake
that and the spunk drenched flowers I sent her
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Its the spunk that counts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:40, Reply)
That's Hallmark's new slogan

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Whatever you do don't lick the envelopes!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
mmmm salty

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
*click*
For your ability to go from lovely, caring bloke to spunk-drizzling sex offender in two posts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)

posts strokes
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I bought my wife a copy of Black Rain on DVD because she loves it.
I have to put up with the occasional Legally Blonde or How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days* but she generally has great taste in films.



*actually I quite enjoy this one
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I fucking love teh chick in that
I'd butt fuck her into next week
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)

It's quite good actually isn't it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)
You really do yourself no favours.
Having said that, mr b3th, whose favourite films are anything with guns, bangs and explosions, will drop everything to watch Ghost, Beaches and Pretty Woman.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Quick Quiz
Who thinks Julia Roberts is pretty? I think she is a right moose
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
You are correct.
Ten points to Griffindor
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
She just looks wrong
I can't quite place what it is about her though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)
long neck
huge mouth, bad hair.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Ahhh
She is a giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)
GrYffindor
Call yourself a geek
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Potter is shite as well
It reads like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)
They were fab
I used to chuffing love those.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)
That reminds me
there's Gryffindor and Slytherin, and I remember Hufflepuff because it has all the FABULOUS wizards - what's the fourth one, the one for non-entities?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Ravenclaw, where the proper brainiacs go
Hufflepuff was for the ones who weren't especially brave, clever or devious.

Beating off birds with a shitty stick, me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)

birds flies
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Fucks sakes Sporters
Getting me all excited with the mention of the word "quiz"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Apologies my friend

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Not good enough
Quiz questions. NOW
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Pop Quiz hotshot
No internet searches allowed

1. What is the official name of the Columbus Archipelago
2. In Star Wars, what is the name of the home planet of the Ewoks?
3. Chewbacca, what was his home world called?
4. How many standard wine bottles make up a Nebuchadnezzar?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

1.Uzbekistan
2.Stuffed vine leaves
3. Steve
4. 14 pounds of bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)
5 out of 4 for Ape

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)
WINNA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I'll answer 2 and 3 now to prove I haven't looked them up
2. Endor, although I've got a bad feeling you're going to say "that's the MOON - what's the PLANET?"
3. Kashyyyk

As for the others, well, I will answer them in a moment, but first, look at that giant distraction behind you!

Do I get a bonus point for knowing the quote in the header is from Speed?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Go on then, I'm feeling kind today
TO BALANCE OUT THE MASSIVE RACISM

3/4
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

1. Don't know
2. Endor
3. Kashyyk
4. 24
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)
2/4

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)
And one back at you
What is the showbiz name of Carlos Estevez?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)
The Sheen

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Aw man! I leave the internet to do actual work for five minutes and l miss a quiz
Stupid boss expecting things to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Here you go Bill
1. Who is the only man to have won three Oscars for acting?
2. Who was the 16th President of the United States of America?
3. What is the chemical symbol for potassium?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Sports answers
1. Denzel Washington at a guess
2. Abey Linc
3. K
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Two out of three, both of you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I'll pick Jack then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
And with no help whatsoever
Well done
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Here you go
1) Jack Nicholson I think
2) No idea, maybe van Buren?
3) K
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Dammit, missed another one
*skulks off to a trivia board far far away*
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Sometimes I'm glad I'm not a nerd.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Answers
1. Galapagos Islands
2. Endor
3. Kashyyk
4. 20
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Beaches?!
Jesus. I've nowt against chick flicks but that's just bollocks.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
They are all shit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I'll see your absurd generalisation
and raise you Roman Holiday, Adam's Rib and Gone With The Wind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Not seen any of them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)
You haven't seen GONE WITH THE WIND?!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Frankly my dear
I couldn't give a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Haven't seen it, have no inclination to see it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)
It's shit, bent as fuck and seems interminable.
People who like it are space-docking homos.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
*high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
^this
so much this. One of the worst films I've ever had the misfortune to see the entirety of. A turgid, overly-long soap-opera
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)
But, Monty, it's borderline racist in parts!
You like racism!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)
If it was a Ku Kux Klan snuff film I might enjoy it, But it's not.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)
I imagine you're quite the fan of Birth of a Nation
Must have been quite the event, the release of that. Tell us about it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Is that a Barry Norman quote?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Yup.
Whilst in Lancaster a couple of weeks ago Lusty pointed out that you can buy Barry Norman pickled onions - the label is made to look like a reel of film. If you can name a weirder 'celebrity' food endorsement I won't burn your house down with you in it tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Might be his own take on Paul Newman's salad dressing range
Barry fucking loved the Newman.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Maybe it is, but that's not enough to stop my torching 'Bill Clay's' house tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
With the amount of damp in the walls I'd applaud the effort
How about Smokey Robinson's Pot Roast - The Soul Is In The Bowl
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)
That's not moisture. It's petrol. I've been planning this for years.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)
It's a brave man that'd walk into my town with a can of petrol
Make sure you're discreet when you light it though, they've had to alter the Olympic torch route so as not to spook the locals.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)
1. Shit
2. Fucking shit
3. Utter and complete fucking shit


Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I bought a dress for my sister
it was for her birthday. I also bought a friend some wine
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I've sent my step-daughter a picture of a horse with a hat on today
Does this count?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
ha ha ah
You mental fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I thought she would like it!
I needed to send her a receipt for her watch but that was too boring to put in by itself
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Lets see the 'orse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Here you go

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)
haha
I think my sister would've liked that better
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Print it out and send it to someone

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Silly 'orse!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)
It's ok everyone, panic over
I've found the spreadsheet i was looking for.

and yes it was the spreadsheet i was looking for Star Wars nerds
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)
You have a special spreadsheet for Star Wars nerds?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)
i do, it has all of their names and address
by their names and addresses i mean their parent's attics obviously.

I'm going to break into every house rip open the unopened toys and do a small poo in place of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)
You evil man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
God you're bent. Please die.

Thanks x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Working on cirrhosis of the liver
care to join me?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
No thanks. I don't want to get 'contact AIDS'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Do you catch that from bumming Jodie Foster?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Not a bad way to get it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Hahahaha
Very good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)
*raises hand unsteadily*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I bought my kid a two foot Spongebob toy that I'm holding back for her birthday.
I would have bought my mother a birthday present for last week but *S*he's asked for a trip to Tayyab's, the little fucking beauty, so I haven't 'bought' it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I'd have given her some hot meat for her birthday for free
I know, I know she's a clam jouster
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Why are you posting in the style of 'Open All Hours'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)
GGGGGGGGGGGGranville

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
your mother is a lesbian
not a transsexual Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
A transsexual Monty?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
That is one ugly motherfucker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
It's not Sportscow's fault his mother dropped him onto his face from a first-floor window when he was a baby.
I think he's just 'differently good-looking' and I think you should apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Patios are sooo soft on my skin

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)
It's so hard to tell the difference.
Especially since her/his trip to Thailand.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
This will end well.
b3ta.com/questions/trolls/post1209385
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)
This could be the best /QOTW thread ever

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)
What, this one?
Why? it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Needs MOAR Hood-Butter

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
The Starfish one
keep up old man
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
this is an /OT thread, old chap.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I'm impressed
You've encouraged people who don't normally troll to troll the post of a former troll who was trolling two trolls.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I fear the internet may break

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Mmmm. Trolly.
Find me my billygoat!
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
IT'S MIGHTY BADGER!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Monters. good day.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)
And a good day to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Great. Now I have 'Frankie Goes to Hollywood' on the brain.
Thanks a fucking lot, chutney-boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
because df is a massive bender?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
"When two trolls go to war"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
haha. tea/TFT interface

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)
It's better than Holly Johnson up your arse
be grateful for that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I can confirm this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)
GayscouseAIDSlol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I went to school with a Holly Johnson

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Did you give him AIDS?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

he was a she
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)
SHE was a TROLL?
rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
A fucking gnome, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Does that have a massive erection instead of a fishing rod?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
This post deserves a click
and so it gets one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
whythankyouverymuch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)
with poo bum willy aids

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I really don't understand this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Me neither but it made me lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)
damnit it was supposed to say poo BUM willy aids

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)
POTever.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

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