Yeah your skipper's being a lazy knob
Where do you bat? Am assuming it's reasonably high up based on your run-making prowess. Do you bowl at all?

Got exams weekend after next (dancing, not written!) and a big comp the weekend after. The amount of training we do is a compromise between the amount she'd like to do and my desire to occasionally play Xbox and watch TV! Can't do it at home sadly, not enough space, but we're up the school three or four times a week, and sometimes in the park opposite our house in the summer. And I shall be meeting Ola Jordan in just over a month. I'll ask her.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh you beauty
That would be ideal. Best to wait until that tosser of a hubby isn't in the vicinty mind. Wouldn't want you getting your headlights put in on my account!

You dance in the park? Do you draw a crowd, or just strange looks?

I open the batting - for now. I just joined the club half way through last season and they had an established opening pair, but one of them is away at college in France at the moment so I appear to have pinched his spot until he gets back. However he was the top run-scorer last season so I've heard rumours that the other opener (my current batting partner) will drop down to number 3 instead.

Yes the skip is being a collosal helmet. Pish attitude like that will get us nowhere.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I have to say I'm thoroughly impressed that we've managed to keep this thread going for so long
Opening batsman, eh? I suppose you'll be insulted if I start referring to you as Straussy, then again he wasn't born in England so the comparison doesn't hold ;-)

I would love to say I could take James Jordan but given that he can military press his wife, who is 5'3" of solid muscle and breasts, I might be overestimating my abilities. Now, how to raise the topic... "I thoroughly enjoyed your workshop and demonstration today, Ola. A chap I know on the internet, Reverend Fister is the only name I have for him, would like me to obtain those pants you're wearing."

Oh, and just strange looks, but I'm used to those.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

You're right
I'm amazed that no one has leapt onto here to thwart our dancing/cricket chat. Beats the hell out of tapas anyway.

I'd settle for a comparison with Straussy, although sometimes it's more like 'Our Geoffrey'.

I'm sure that plan would work. Seems foolproof to me. Let me know how you get on with it! So is she as hot in real life as she appears on my goggle-box? One of my colleagues is involved in ballroom dancing in some way, and she reckons that a lot of the top dancers are complete bitches. Is that right, or is she just a jealous old crone?

I have to say I've also got a bit of a soft spot for Flavia Caccace. Yowser.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)