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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Actually I get put in the slips quite a bit but I'm not actually a great catcher of the ball - but the skip hasn't worked that out yetbut give me a fucking huge set of gloves and I'm pretty good!
Devon Malcolm, lol. I think they had to show him which end to hold the bat!
Yes, good thinking. I'd like one of Lilya's jobbies, wrapped in clingfilm, if you could. Great stuff. I don't think wee Darren will give you much bother.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
No, I could throw him awayThose two are apparently bloody lovely people, our dance teachers are very chummy with them. So you'd like a wrapped poo from a miniscule Russian dancer. You're a man of very specific tastes, eh?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)
And don't get your paws all over it for god's sakeI want it fresh, hence the clingfilm.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I'll vacuum-pack it for delivery to youIt'll be as fresh and fragrant as the moment it plops out of her.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Now THAT is customer service.I will give you a positive online review for that.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Thank godI'm having a hell of a time shifting all this pre-packaged Ukranian spaff.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Sorry mate, that's well out of my league. What do I look like, some kind of freakin' pervert?That's me logging off, catch you tomorrow hopefully.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)
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