This is the funniest trollsite (website) ever

www.trollshop.net/trolls/troll-jokes/

What's your tollorite (favourite) trollsite (website) troller (ever)
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:49, 96 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Probably this one
acidcow.com/pics/20147-trolling-tumblr-40-pics.html
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

trollr (tumblr)

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I do love that one

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

not seen that before
it's awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I linked it on my FB last week
Shows how much you care.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

not my fault if my facebook doesn't think your posts are worthy of my front page

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:14, Reply)

All those 'beard grooming' groups spamming your page?
I hope you realise I could have been a lot more evil here.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Is there where dirty old men try to get you to rub your beard on their wilted, grey genitals?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Cos, you know, if so, link me up!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)

That probably exists y'know
If I discover any such groups I'll clue you in.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

You're a pal.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:23, Reply)

it's mostly the same guy
talking about guitars and, for some reason, roller derby.

I would welcome more posts from you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I don't post multiple times a day like some people do
Not a pointed remark towards you, you rarely post at all.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)

that's because I know no one cares
and that is how it should be.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I replied to your "fabulous" dishwasher update last night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I noticed that
well done.

it's a relief to have one again. I hate washing up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)

This^
Far too much of a fuck on. Open, bung in plates, pans, etc. Press button. Empty in morning

Love it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)

precisely
I cook everything from scratch so tend to have a lot of pans and stuff to wash, and I hate washing cutlery.

The arguments that people use are stupid as well.
"washing up doesn't take long" - but it takes 10 or 15 minutes at exactly the wrong times
"dishwashers take a long time" - but you don't have to fucking stand over the thing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Yep
All that bollocks about rinsing everything beforehand too?
WTF? Just scrape it off and bung it in there.

Lots of pans/pots take a lot longer than 15 mins if you do it right too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)

we are of the same mind on this issue

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)

*sagely nods*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I hope you've named your dishwasher Mrs vipros
in some kind of ironic post-modern sexismloltastic manner.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Me neither.
Afternoon.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Alright Da'
Looking forward to see you and Ma this weekend!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)

It's going to be a good weekend.
And some much needed respite for us!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I bet!
It'll be great to see you both again :)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Some people are really bored

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

That's troll
(true)
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

It'd be
If I was posting on their page. I wasn't talking about you, but it's good to know you feel offended.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I'm not offended.
I'm smiling see :D SEE!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I think that's a very sad smile
You don't need to smile if you don't feel like it, it's ok.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I've got sushi
It's a sushi day.

That is all.

Abusive post from Rory about me being a dull cunt in 5... 4... 3...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I'm not allowed sushi on my diet
like fuck is sushi bad for you, my diet sucks.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Why not?
You can't have any rice at all? Which diet are you doing?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:31, Reply)

No rice, I'm doing the south beach diet.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

South Beach sounds shit mate

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Meh, it's not that bad,
I don't seem to be as hungry during the day as I was before.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)

What's it about?
Is it one of those only proteins diets?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)

No it's low fat low sugar and low simple carbs.
It's basically only eat stuff that digests slowly so your blood sugar stays steady and the peaks in blood sugar don't get stored as fat.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Yep,
quite similar to the one I was doing before. It worked really well and I never felt hungry. Problem is that it was really expensive. You can still have sashimi.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)

This isn't that expensive
mainly vege and eggs, some ham and stuff. Takes a bit of time to prepare but not ages.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Mmmm...
Don't you try to eat a lot of meat and fish and stuff like that? I mainly eat those, and it was a lot more expensive than just going for salads, but if I go only for salads I'm starving after a minute.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Depends on the salad
spinach watercress cabbage with pickles and nuts in keeps me going.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Watercress is probably the best green thing of all time
Including the Hulk.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)

You are neglecting Star Trek Orion Slavegirls

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Hulk smash
Orion slavegirls carry Kirk AIDS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I read that as Onion slavegirls.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Awesome idea
"Dammit, we've run out of onions. You! Slavegirl! Sautee your arm!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Is that South Beach, Blackpool?
You're only allowed soggy fish and chips, or overpriced sandwiches?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Reverend!
*runs back to old thread, checks replies, writes new post, cuts and pastes*

I haven't actually met any of the professionals off Strictly yet, but the Ballroom world is certainly a mixed bag. I know the under-16 World Champions very well and they're both absolutely diamond kids, and the local amateur champs are top notch too. But there are some right uppity cunts about too (advice snippet from one "you dance for yourself darling, you don't dance for the judges" - What. A. Cock.)

Geoffrey, eh? So you're incredibly difficult to get out, but bat like an arthritic sloth?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Yeah that sounds like a load of shit right there.
"Oh I thought I danced really well, shame the judges thought I was FUCKING SHIT, never mind though." (who could that have been?)

Well I guess I'm kind of like that. Not the fastest run-scorer there ever was, but I'm persistent. Like herpes.

I also keep wicket, but as I've not been at the club very long and they already have an established keeper, I'm just the backup.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)

You must be pretty handy in the field and the slips as well then
Nothing wrong with emulating Boycs. Greatest batsman England ever had. Apart from Devon Malcolm, obv.

So, that's one pair of Ola Jordan's soiled grundies... Lilya Kopylova's going to be there too, any requests?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Actually I get put in the slips quite a bit but I'm not actually a great catcher of the ball - but the skip hasn't worked that out yet
but give me a fucking huge set of gloves and I'm pretty good!

Devon Malcolm, lol. I think they had to show him which end to hold the bat!

Yes, good thinking. I'd like one of Lilya's jobbies, wrapped in clingfilm, if you could. Great stuff. I don't think wee Darren will give you much bother.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)

No, I could throw him away
Those two are apparently bloody lovely people, our dance teachers are very chummy with them. So you'd like a wrapped poo from a miniscule Russian dancer. You're a man of very specific tastes, eh?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

This is actually one of Kroney's sockpuppet accounts.
Not really.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Hey, I'm not asking
I'll get the poo. Just don't kill me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)

And don't get your paws all over it for god's sake
I want it fresh, hence the clingfilm.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I'll vacuum-pack it for delivery to you
It'll be as fresh and fragrant as the moment it plops out of her.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Now THAT is customer service.
I will give you a positive online review for that.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Thank god
I'm having a hell of a time shifting all this pre-packaged Ukranian spaff.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Sorry mate, that's well out of my league. What do I look like, some kind of freakin' pervert?
That's me logging off, catch you tomorrow hopefully.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Speak soon sir
Cheers for the lols today
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Dude
I am genuinely appalled by this. I don't think I've ever felt sorry for you before. It hurts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I think you have just broken the internet.
Do not do it again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)

OK!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Thai Chicken Soup and tiger bread today
Fucking champion
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Nice one mate
I'm cooking a three fish pie tonight. Yes, that's right, fish. Something that used to have a face.

And mushrooms en cocotte for the missus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Which fish?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Salmon fillet, Pollock (to bulk it out) and raw Tiger Prawns
Hence the effort going into the dish for the missus, she'll complain that I don't cook that well for her otherwise. Got a friend coming over for dinner. Planning to make too much fish pie (topped with cheese'n'mustard mash) so I can have nommy lunch tomorrow.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Sounds superb.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Fingers crossed
Never made it before, and the vast majority of the cookery will be based on the highly complicated technique known as "making it up as you go along"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)

That's half the fun, isn't it?
Poaching in milk, and all that shite?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)

All the fish is frozen so am considering grilling it in foil first (except the prawns, obv)
then chucking it into a cream and white wine sauce with some garlic, shallots and mushrooms. What do you reckon?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I'd have some onions in the sauce too, thinly sliced
Aside from that, there's no idea I have that works better than yours.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Cheers fella
Obviously you realise if I fuck it right up I shall be texting you massive amounts of abuse for not pointing out whichever hideous mistake I choose to make
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Haha, not to worry!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Chuck some hard boiled eggs and spinach in too
More taste and more pie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Doing a green bean and egg salad for the side dish
Otherwise this would be a top idea, and I shall note it for future reference
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

MOAR PIE!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

This was lush
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/food/recipes/paulypops/smoked-haddock-pie/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)

My ma' buys some fish begining with 'c' that is just like Haddock but half the price, it's alright really.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Coley!

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I had some great fishcakes from Sainsburys last night
Tuna with lime and corriander. Fucking great they were!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I've had those
they are very nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I will try the chilli ones next time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I had beans salad
Left quite a lot of it. I think it'll be pasta tonight. Or salad. Or pasta salad.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Left quite a lot of it?
You're eating for two now, etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)

This just opened near my work
www.oxfam.org.uk/shop
It's like a charity shop, but online.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)

That's fucking brilliant
I love a good charity shop. They have the distinct advantage of not having as much to look at, so you can't lose all day in their waiting for the missus.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Yeah I just looked through the DVD's and fancy dress stuff
I don't know why but I want that train conductors jacket now.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)

So you can rape Al on the train?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I'd rather have a wank in the toilets.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Make sure to lock the door
Virgin trains particularly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I used to wear bus conductor's trousers when I was a teenager.

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Blousie, you ALWAYS wear the trousers!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Truesay!

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)