that is quite twatty. Make sure this guest gets 'lost' at some point during the day.
When I had my hen party, I got a dance teacher to come to the pub and teach us a routine for a girly pop medley type thing. I couldn't do anything too slutty, as my guests' ages ranged from 13 to 65.

I discovered that night that I am completely, utterly, and totally without any inate rhythm whatsoever. And as the bride, I was made to stand at the front so everyone else could revel in my abject shiteness.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)