I like the third one in the list.
The one that insinuates that Mancunians are too thick to learn to ride a bike the usual way and thus require special instruction.

I'm voting for that one.
( Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:20, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Steal them, yes, ride them, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Have you seen the herds Monty?
Teenage thieves coming down from the first flush of a successful bike theft, forlornly pushing them away from the scene of the crime?

Breaks the heart, it does.
( Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

If you think that's bad, you should see them try to fly a plane

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

They need to be taught to cycle 'side-saddle' so they are able to shoot people with more accuracy

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

...
I'm a Mancunian.
I can't ride a bike.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Sadly it looks like people don't give a shit.
They'd rather sponsor prancing fairies and starving darkies.
( Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)