No. You will not.
Sorry to hear about the result sir. I prescribe some Frank, and reliving the final day of that bizarre test via BBC Sport online. It's working for me*.

*It's not working for me, I'm really fucking bored
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Funnily enough,
I've just read all the bumf about it on the BBC website in an attempt to cheer myself up, as it's the first day back after a long weekend.

'Some Frank'? Is that what I think it is?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Probably not, you filthy pervert
I was referring to the music of Ol' Blue Eyes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Oh I see
How disappointing. That's not really going to cheer me up at all.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)

What were you hoping for?
*braces*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)

*wiggles eyebrows*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)

*feels violated*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Apologies
violated aroused, with a quickening of the pulse and a stirring in the loins.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)