I never threw any house parties when I was a teenager
As I'd been to so many of them that had got out of hand. It just didn't seem worth the aggro.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

^this
no way did I want the possibility of something going tits up in my parents' house
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Yeap.
I'd have spent the entire time fretting and asking people to moderate their behaviour. Coupled with the fact I'd have needed to spend the next day cleaning the place, I don't see what is in a house party for the teenage host.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

banging chicks in your own bed
that's the only thing I can think of.

I was a fat cunt though, so didn't even have that to make me have a party
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I didn't even go to any parties when I was a teen.
My dad wouldn't let me, because he was a drug fueled maniac when I was a baby, he tried to keep me from all that. Because teens in rural virginia all smoke PCP.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Do they still? Or have people moved onto meth etc.?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I once knew someone that snorted comet.
Trufax.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)