I have lots to tell on this subject.
1. My parents went out for a Saturday when I was roughly 14. I thought I was on for losing my virginity so I invited my girlfriend round but was a bit nervous so I dealt with this by drinking three litres of Strongbow in about half an hour. I spewed up all over the hall, the stairs, the stairs up to my floor, my floor, my bed and my girlfriend. I did not get any sex. I told my parents I’d eaten too much chocolate (the spew was brown). About five years ago my mother said they didn’t believe it for a second.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Strongbow.
You deserve everything you get.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Quite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)

It'll be interesting to see how liberal you are with your daughter
if/when she starts wearing makeup, staying out too late, and associating herself with undesirable types.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I would imagine that I shall be vocal in my disapproval
but soft as shite and a complete pushover in practice. There is some evidence of this already.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)

you got your words mixed up there
you are a practicing, soft, shite-pusher. For which there is evidence etc. etc.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)