your brother's in borstal
your sister's got pox
your mother's a 'hore in the Liverpool docks
your uncle's a pervert
your auntie's gone mad
and jack the ripper's your dad
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

surely "is your" fits better

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)

There are so many different versions of the same ditty, it's hard to know who to believe.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Always believe the Badger

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I believe in this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvVsAGf0DPk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)

awww
poor badgers
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Tsk! Too little too late.
*Blames Badgers*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:12, Reply)