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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I like breasts!
I'm also quite partial to Ainsley Harriet's roasted veg cous cous.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:27, 227 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Blousie!
*Waves*

I'm going to go to the chippy in a bit. The only reason I've not already gone as because I don't know what to get.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:29, Reply)
I don't know what you'd do without me.
Pie, chips and curry sauce.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)
Curry sauce with pie seems wrong.
It would be like having gravy on a vindaloo.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)
Depends which pie you get.
Stop faffing about and get your dinner.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:33, Reply)
What sort of pie could possibly be good with curry sauce.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)
I don't know. I don't really eat pie.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:35, Reply)
So to be clear.
You've suggested a dinner that'll probably taste a bit weird and you based a third of your suggestion on something you don't eat.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)
This is why you love me.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)
It's one of the many reason.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Are my boobs on the list too because they should be.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Of course!
(I will now go to the chippy when I've finished watching an episode of Minder I've seen countless times already)
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:51, Reply)
I prefer the lemon and coriander one meself.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)
Poof!

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)
I've tried different variations of cous cous
and always come back to the lemon and coriander. The others just seem not quite right.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)
Actually I must try it. It's the only one I've not had.
With chicken maybe?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Chicken would probably work.
We tend to mix in tuna or smoked mackerel and a tin of mixed bean salad. Lovely.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I had the roast veg one with haloumi, chickpeas, peppers, tomato and spring onions.
nomnomnom!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Time for Greek food.
Enjoy your evening Blousie!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Bye hon!

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I'm with Davros on this.
The lemon one is better.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Has it been certified that you're not Bert yet?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)
Yep
Got a note from Mum and everything.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:12, Reply)
It will have to do until we can get a DNA sample checked out.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)
DNA 'sample', eh Blousie?
and where would you be getting that from?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)
That's it.
I'm double-locking all my windows and doors this evening.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)
*snigger*
You got me sussed haven't you.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)
I know you too well, Blousie
Well, assuming you're as bad as me.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)
never had cous cous
all that forrin junk isn't healthy
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Is it still your ambition to move in India :)

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:51, Reply)
I doubt I'll ever make it out of this one horse town.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:53, Reply)
You will if you really want to.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)
things just seem hopeless a lot of times
/beakers
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Make long term plans rather than short term ones.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)
*calculates*
I can move there in........75 years*.

*Probably
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)
I thought you Americans were all about realizing your dreams etc

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)
Ahhhhhhhhh the "American Dream"
Marrying a hunky man right out of high school, moving into a lovely home with a white picket fence, 3.5 children and a dog to take care of, along with a husband that would rather spend time with his mistress....not quite sure why it hasn't happened for me yet.
I'm practically old enough to be a grandmother!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Was that your dream?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:10, Reply)
No, I wanted to be Paula Abdul.
I no longer have dreams.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)
and dance with a big cartoon cat?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)
thank you for shitting all over my dreams b3th

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)
any time.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Was it always a case of taking 'one step forward, two steps back'

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)
You can have it with meat hon!

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:51, Reply)
I actually don't know what cous cous is.
*shames*
*resorts to wiki*
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I'm not a fan of cous cous
except the name. It sounds fun. Cous. Cous.

*waves*

Evening all.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Evening ladypants.
I like cous cous because when you say it you have to purse your lips as if you want a kiss.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:09, Reply)
*kisses*

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)
*smooch*
You should have been here Saturday night. I was on everyone like a rash.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:14, Reply)
I miss the best bits

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Haha!
You also missed me sicking up so it wasn't all good.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Next time for definite

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:21, Reply)
there's a distinct lack of photos from that bash, I'm assuming it's because you all lost your clothes and started shagging halfway through.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)
There are some on flickr and some on FB.
Noel took some and so did Lic.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:21, Reply)
I'm sticking with my assumption.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)
I can't really travel too much
what with a sick husband and a dog. If there's a bash down here I should make it though.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
I'd like to visit Bristol again. You're down that neck of the woods aren't you?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)
I am indeed.
Weston super Mare. By the seaside. Jeff wants to go on our new pier.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
*sticks in map of places to go*

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Oh, you totally should.
We have tons of stuff here. Mostly drugs and chavs, but also fun.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)
I think ainsley harriot has probably got the biggest penis on ITV.
I shook his hand and it was like a baseball mitt and a baby,
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Thanks for that Gonz.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)
I thought everyone knew that myth was a lie.
Gonz, that myth is a LIE.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)
Woo!
My curry was absolutely fucking fantastic, I'm so pleased with it! I am now of the opinion that pork is better for curries than chicken.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
I love a good chicken curry, but I like pork and beef too
just so long as the spice is right
/lesliecrowther
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Haha
Also, I'm just going to drop this here, so I don't forget it - Kroney and his daughter
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Hahaha
Shit girl?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
I like beasts!

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
: (

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Beasts are amazing.
You don't like beasts?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Only sexy beasts.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:46, Reply)
All beasts are sexy.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)
anybody into squelchy acid house?
A mate of mine has got a new record out, under a new pseudonym and it is causing quite a stir in those circles. He usually makes acidic techno and electronica, but this is Chicago-flavoured 303 magic, like Larry Heard getting it on with DJ Pierre.

I'll post linkage if anyone's interested.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Memememe!
I used to love the old Chicago acid house stuff.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
This is the review on Juno.
www.junodownload.com/plus/2011/06/01/myriadd-beyond-this-life-review/?sms_ss=facebook&at_xt=4de6904a8af1c1b8%2C0

You can hear previews of the tracks. If you like them, you can buy the vinyl or download them.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Nice and does have that vibe but to me lacks the up-beat feeling of the old stuff.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
you oldie.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:59, Reply)
To be honest I got into Chicago house way after it was at it's height.
Came across a cassette of the stuff and in a shop and bought it.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)
You may also like this then
soundcloud.com/perseus-traxx/late-night-calls-soundsketch#
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)
I like the bongo drums bit.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)
'bongo drums bit'?
I'll pass that on.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)
haha!
I'm no expert. I just like what I like.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Fuckin' get this Blousie!
I've had my dinner (pie, chips and gravy, with a sausage to eat on the way back home).

I also got the following on my trip to the shops.

6 packets of Skittles (3 original, 3 sour)
12 cans of Stella (3 for 2 offer in Tesco)
And. The ultimate deal. 6 Fab ice lollies for a quid.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Typical internet fatty.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
I'm well svelte.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)
most fatties think they're not fat

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)
I can assure you I'm not fat.
At over 6 foot and 13 stone, I carry myself resonably well.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)
I've met him.
He's not fat.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Alright Dave, if you say so.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)
You are Roota AICMFP

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)
You are wrong.
*gives you nothing*
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Who is camp shiraz, who is companion pube, are they both the same, are they ex-regulars run off the board, is it raymondluxurybongoyacht, does anyone really care

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Roota used to say alright Dave a lot.
That is all.

Don't be meen to me Rory.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Nerp 'Dave' is common enough
If they are regulars returned, they must have been fairly shit to have been run off the board by fairly weedy offtopicers (bullygirl kristine aside) so they can go fuck off again if they're that fucking shit.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Maybe it's BOAT lol

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I fucking love BOAT.
Don't start on BOAT.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Before I started posting, he seemed alright, until SUPERSPIMF started his OMGMoral crusade
I wish he'd fuck off back to Dubai, his weepy posts fucking grind at the best of times
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)
You greedy bugger you!
*said in Bristolian accent*
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)
I think the correct local parlance is
'Yer, Jeff! That's a fuckin' makky gert dinner'
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Are you planning on eating it all tinight?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)
No.
I've had my chippy dinner and a glass of Ribena and later on I'll have a beer. The Fab's are in the freezer and the Skittles will last me weeks.

I suppose I could have a Fab or some Skittles now, but I don't really want any at the moment (the Skittles were an impulse buy because they've got some 'limited edition' blue ones in there).
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)
then you are not a total lolfatty
and are forgiven.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)
But now I'm tempted to find out what flavour the blue Skittles are.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Blueberry?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I don't know. I'll google the answer, otherwise I'll end up eating them.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Perhaps they're smurf flavour

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)
They aren't making it easy
www.sweetretailing.co.uk/index.php/new_sweets_chocolates/view/limited_edition_blue_skittles
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Today has been a bit pants.
All I want to do is go home and chill out but apparently the landlady is going to be doing things to fix up her house, so I'll feel obligated to help but instead I will go to my parents, where I don't want to be either.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)
In England, we'd hide away from our problems by going to the pub.
I suggest you do the same.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I might just take Echo down to the river.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)
You can't just drown the dog because you're having a shit day.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)
She likes it there, honest.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Does she like going for a swim and chasing after sticks?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)
: (
No bff to stay at.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)
No. Not only does she have a massive dog that will kill Echo, she also has a massive boyfriend that doesn't like me.
And she doesn't really care about seeing me any other time, so she probably doesn't care now either.

I told her last week about how I might have to get rid of Echo she said "Oh."
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Pfft! some bff she is.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Maybe she was doing a Echo impression..
ECHO ECHO Echo echo ho ho
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I like tEsco chicken cous cous with reggae reggae sauce
Still only one random burn what a crock of shit
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Keep your fucking hair on
I'll get you one by the end of the week.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Alright B3th, mine's nearly in the post

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Am I getting one from you?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)
He's pulling your chain petal.
He does that a lot.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I'm missing three.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)
It's troo, it's troo

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Sweet do I need to gaz you my address?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)
probably be a good idea, really.
I'd forgotten you hadn't.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Cool I'll do it when I get home
I hate typing on the phone
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)
You didn't really understand the basic instructions for randomburn did you Bobby

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)
No, bobby isn't one of my five
Actually, bobby's CD will be number 10 of the ones I've sent. I'll not be happy till everyone on /OT is subjected to my dubious taste in music.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Mine's fucking brilliant

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Have you listened to mine yet? I'm happy with most of the tracks
Some are shit
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I actually haven't, sorry.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Pffft you are missing out woman

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Saving it for later
or just not got round to it yet.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Let me know the verdict when it's finally done you tease

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:08, Reply)
I certainly will.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Pipe down Rory. I wasnt on her list.
Anticipates scathing response *gulp*
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)
FINE

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I'm going to have a cheeky beer.
Would anyone else like one?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:00, Reply)
No thank you.
But it's very kind of you to offer.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)
No problem.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:03, Reply)
What beer?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Stella.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Their cider is suspect

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:09, Reply)
We bought six cartons of it a few weeks ago.
mr b3th seems to be enjoying it.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I'm not sold at all really it's strange

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I haven't tried it.
I'm not a fan of cider, or even apple juice.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I'll have you deported from the West Country if you ain't careful.
You watch your mouth.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I'm only an immigrant, Jeff
I'm not *from* here!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Excatly.
And back from whench you came will be your destination if you don't learn to embrace the apple.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:21, Reply)
You're not the boss of me!

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:24, Reply)
You may have a point with your statement.
*Recruits the Somerset Freedom Fighters to assist*
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
It's fucking horrible that's why Bob.
It isn't very strong, it's far too sweet and we all know that if you want a good cider, you get it from the West Country.

The same applies to that Irish shite that comes in bottles and is supposed to be enjoyed with ice.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I do like gaymers though

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I like gaymos
but don't tell Darth.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:20, Reply)
When the fuck did they decide cider needs to br drunk on ice?
I mean, what's that all about, at all?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:19, Reply)
No idea, I do know that adding water to things dilutes it.
Thus making the whole process even more bent.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I'm laying of the booze till Friday.
Give my liver time to settle down a bit.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:02, Reply)
*Puts the kettle on for Blousie*

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I'm sunburnt!
I never allow this to happen. It has not happened since 2002 and that was only a triangle on my forehead.
This is my neck and a bit of my back. Grrrr.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Cotton Eye Joe lolz

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Your neck. Your back.
Lick your .... just like that.

Evening you. Better today, hurrah! How was Hollyoaks?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Is that gansta rap?
I took a photo of the Hollyoaks bridge!
I'm glad you're better and not hungover.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:35, Reply)
No, I resisted the temptation of alcohol, and woke up bright and happy today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukDi0DfLUU4
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Argh my ears! My eyes!

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Alright Gary?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Guv!

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Been down the docks recently?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Been to the canal and got burnt today

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Not a good look.
I've been to a Greek restaurant. I had steak. With a white wine, cream and blue cheese sauce.

It was magnificent.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Pa as I am so behind the times
I just noticed your lovely wife showered me with snogs and gropes earlier, could you please let her know they were appreciated and reciprocated
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:51, Reply)
You can tell her yourself.
I'll let her log on.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Except she's away for a shite.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)
'logging on'
hurr hurr.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Did you have a nice cup of tea as well?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I had two glasses of Mythos, which is a very nice Greek beer.
I don't normally do lager but this stuff just tastes of holidays.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)
*does a little dance*
oh well.... I don't feel right dancing for shitting...

*stops dancing*
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:55, Reply)
It's alright, she's done.
She's logged off and now she's going to log on.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)
In a minute or so...

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)
*drums fingers on desk*

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:59, Reply)
BORED NOW

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:01, Reply)
I can't believe you didn't comment on the link I posted
JUST. FOR. YOU.

Or was it that link that has made you dead bored.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:05, Reply)
How was the Greek?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:00, Reply)
Almost as good as my cooking ;o)
with the added benefit of not having to cook \o/
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Smashing.
Were you going out to mark any particular occasion, or was it just a spot of midweek dinner?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Midweek treat :)
How was your dinner pet?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:13, Reply)
BADGER! :))))))))
*moar snogs*
I'm loving your board sig petal
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:07, Reply)
OH HAI MA!!
*snogs and slurps and hugs*
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:11, Reply)
*dances a speshul dance*
SCHLEEEEEEEEURP!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:15, Reply)
*dances too*
Although I am going to bed now as I have hiccups and need to get all the beauty sleep I can :p SEE YOU LATER *snogs*
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Night night sweetheart
Sweet dreams xxx
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:21, Reply)

your brother's in borstal
your sister's got pox
your mother's a 'hore in the Liverpool docks
your uncle's a pervert
your auntie's gone mad
and jack the ripper's your dad
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:52, Reply)
surely "is your" fits better

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)
There are so many different versions of the same ditty, it's hard to know who to believe.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Always believe the Badger

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I believe in this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvVsAGf0DPk
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)
awww
poor badgers
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Tsk! Too little too late.
*Blames Badgers*
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Yeah, i'm sorry about that.
You just put it in my head, so I thought I'd return the favour.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Right our kid, I'm going to collapse into sleep now...

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:51, Reply)
See yer.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:52, Reply)
I just got given an 80s microwave cookbook
I just cannot wait to make kidney and celery sauté in the microwave. bleaugh!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Good curry Crunchy?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:52, Reply)
damn good
it's my favourite curry house ever. It used to be skanky looking but still did the best curry, we'd got there at 4 in the morning after going clubbing. Later they worked out they could make the place look nicer. The manager sometimes gives us free coffee and stuff
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:55, Reply)
What dishes did you have for dinner?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:56, Reply)
lamb tikka
chicken dhansak, pilau rice and plain naan

best order ever
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I hope you kicked off with the poppadoms and pickle tray.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:00, Reply)
i thought it was illegal not to?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)
It depends if you are playing the 'special occasion' card
In which case you can avoid arrest by ordering Samosas and bhaji's instead.

How classy is this restaurant, do they give you both a chocolate mint and a hot towel, or just one of them.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:04, Reply)
orange chocolate and hot towel (rose scented)
there are a lot of curry houses on that road, I think they all compete to be best. This one wins and always has
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:05, Reply)
I hope they are resonably priced and they are able to offer both Kingfisher and Tiger beer.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:06, Reply)
very reasonable
I believe they serve those beverages, but I was driving and I rarely drink with curry anyway
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Well on that note Captain. I think I'm going to go to bed.
Glad you had a happy birthday!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:12, Reply)
g'night

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:28, Reply)
Cool.
So all in all, a good birthday?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:56, Reply)
well it wasn't exactly breakneck excitement
but it was a nice evening with some friends and I like doing that a lot. Most of the day i just spent on here and cleaning the guinea pig cage.

34 happy birthdays on my fb wall - just missing Chompy's number. I think I got more here, so I, technically, win
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)
and technically I said happy birthday first.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:20, Reply)
you did - and I think my mate actually did stay up late so he could be the first :)

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)
Totally + 1 more :)
Happy birthday Crunchers! xxx
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:24, Reply)
thank you :)

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)


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(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:23, Reply)
Breasts are brilliant ( . )( . )
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(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:25, Reply)
I like breasts.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:26, Reply)
Quenders, all of you.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:31, Reply)
Argh bitch bastard
I have spent the entire evening playing doodle god 2.

I combined Apple with Cellphone and got 3 lots of Gold, which made me laugh.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:31, Reply)

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