why does no one ever give me half an ounce of weed?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Because by the time they give it to you
you turned it in to a quarter.
( Peej, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)

My mum gave me half an ounce of weed, did I tell you?
She took it when she left, so now my dad has none *smirks* A mutual friend dropped it off on Monday. It smells like bubblegum.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

why yes, I'd be delighted if you delivered it to me
I'll cook you dinner
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I'll post you a little if you want?
Don't post me dinner though, that'd be weird.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I dunno
I tend to get paranoid about that kind of thing. vicious circle.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I'll hide it inside a plaster replica of my erect member, balls and all.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

not another one...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

If it also tastes of bubble gum
and you can blow bubbles with it, its probably not weed.
( Peej, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Bubblegum that made my brain melt while I was playing Gran Turismo 5 with a force-feedback steering wheel last night.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Did you smoke it
I bet smoking bubblegum would cause your brain to melt.
( Peej, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Audi TT round Monaco, manual gears, no accidents except nudging the leader off the track coming down the hill out of the tunnel.
MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I haven't played GT5 for a while
great game
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Fucking awesome with my mate's new steering wheel.
I think we'll be on Grid later, and he's just bought Blur which I've not played but heard good things about. Man, I totally want a PS3, I'm such a fanboy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I can imagine it would be good with a wheel
I'd like one too. Currently trying to persuade my mate that he needs LA Noire
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

That's on his list once we get thoroughly sick of Portal 2 which, if you've not played it, is absolutely fucking excellent.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)