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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's Lusty's last day at her job today so there will be some low-level drinking tonight.
Tomorrow night seeing my little girl and Sunday more fun with my daughter. She's not in my good books though: for her first birthday I bought her a gorgeous AA Milne hand-bound Winnie the Pooh anthology with the proper Shepherd illustrations. Last night she requested a story...from the fucking vulgar Disney Winnie The Pooh book that her hideous Kentish grandparents got her.

So I branded her face with an iron and made her sleep in a bathful of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Low level drinking
....hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Did you know that Milne had a first name of Alan?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)
'Have you got your big plate Alan?'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)
You big spastic... You're a mentalist!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)

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