last one I went to this old lady said "MY FAVORITE IS WHITE ZINFANDEL, IS THIS LIKE THAT?!"
I had to stop myself from laughing.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This will be my catchphrase tonight.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:58, Reply)

"I like that wine on the shelf at 711, the red one"

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)

A friend of mine was working in a wine shop
and one day this dimwit went in there and was going on about this amazing wine they'd had when they were in France and how they'd written it down in the hope of getting some back here, and handed him a piece of paper that read.......

'Vin de Table'.

My pal didn't know what to say so he said he'd 'have a look out the back to see if they had any'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Maybe comment to the sommelier that 'his job would be easier if he just used boxes of wine, rather than all these bottles'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)

"Do you put new wine in these bottles? It'll save a lot of money"

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:03, Reply)

I love White Zinfandel.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)

it's alright, but there wasn't a bottle to buy within a 5 block radius

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:07, Reply)