My ex
That's what the cryogenic chamber I've built is for.

Now I just need a plastic surgeon.

And to catch her.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Easy there fritzl
Wahey wenger signed a defender, some 19yr old child! Here we fucking go again...
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:49, Reply)

As a budding Primary School teacher and Arsenal fan
You should hypnotise your charges into believing that earning more money or winning titles is evil, so they're indoctrinated three years later when Wenger snaps them up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I teach welsh kids
It's all rugby rugby rugby
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)

You can train them out of that nonsense too
but be sure to let them know that playing for or supporting Cardiff City makes them a cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:54, Reply)