Nu fred!
I've died my hair and I look oohhh! at least six months younger.

Keep young and beautiful.
It's your duty to be beautiful.
Keep young and beautiful if you want to be loved.

*charlstons*

What do you do to keep looking young and beautiful?
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:40, 148 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My ex
That's what the cryogenic chamber I've built is for.

Now I just need a plastic surgeon.

And to catch her.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Easy there fritzl
Wahey wenger signed a defender, some 19yr old child! Here we fucking go again...
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:49, Reply)

As a budding Primary School teacher and Arsenal fan
You should hypnotise your charges into believing that earning more money or winning titles is evil, so they're indoctrinated three years later when Wenger snaps them up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I teach welsh kids
It's all rugby rugby rugby
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)

You can train them out of that nonsense too
but be sure to let them know that playing for or supporting Cardiff City makes them a cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:54, Reply)

I don't do anything to keep looking young and beautiful.
Being neither young or beautiful there seems to be little point in trying.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Pfft! would.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Wear a paper bag
a) protects my skin from the elements that batter it
and b) allow people to project as young and lovely a face as they wish upon it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)

serious answer
suncream, lots of eyeliner and being fat. Smooths out the wrinkles donchaknow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)

that's why supermodels all look haggard and gross

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)

oh suncream, I agree on that one
although it's more a side effect that it'll keep my face looking less haggard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:18, Reply)

shower daily?
I don't have beauty routines, I sometimes dye my hair when I want a change, but other than that nothing.
I use make up to enhance my natural beauty.

enhance my natural beauty hide the troll genes
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)

I love all of you.
You're all as fucked about about your looks as I am.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)

that's why we're all single and live in our mum's basement

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)

You've stolen a pair of Rory's denim trousers!
Oh, sorry, you said genes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)

*click*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I am going grey rapidly and I love it
I have a brilliant rogue esque streak and it suits my hitler cut perfectly
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)

I quite like men with greyish hair.
It's frightening.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)

And me but then I'm old enough to date them : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)

I am tooooooooooooo! *stomps foot*
Problem is that men that are older that are willing to date someone my age are usually just as immature.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Is that a bad thing?
There's no point in being an adult if you can't be a little childish sometimes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)

true
but what I mean is that in my experience, older men that date younger women aren't looking for a wife
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)

I have stacks of grey.
This doesn't bother me at all, apart from the grey hairs in my beard which are an absolute bastard to shave, the wiry little fuckers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)

re a
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)

You're going to have to draw me a picture, Jeff.
I don't get it.




oh, hang on... are ye callin' my beard a puff, like?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Aye!
I'm calling your beard a right fruit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)

No fruit here.
It would make me sick.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)

I'm saying your beard drinks halves.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Right, ootside, noo!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Divvent fret bonny lad!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)

I've started to find White chest hairs that are a little long and a little scary

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)

I assume it's finding them in your teeth that's scary

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Is this the master teaching the student here?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)

I am Anthony Ainsley AICM complete new set of regenerations for rescuing the Doctor from the Tomb of Rassilon
*awaits flaming*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Must.... resist...
Interesting fact: Anthony Ainley's father was Tom Baker's drama teacher.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)

It would have been better if they'd let Tony Ainley be his own Master
instead of trying to do an imitation of Roger Delgado.

At least they got it right with Eric Roberts and John Simm.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)

He got it right in Logopolis, the Five Doctors and Survival, I reckon.
But yeah, he used to complain about having to camp it up somewhat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Logopolis was good

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I watched it again the other day.
I'm two minds about it. On the one hand, it's quite moody, and I like the TARDIS stuff in it. On the other hand, Janet Fielding is terrible in it, and a lot of it is a bit pretentious and some of it doesn't make sense (flushing the TARDIS out is major bollocks).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)

And I actually quite liked Roberts' take.
Bit of a vicious bastard (and viscous).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:13, Reply)

psst
Tony Ainley.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)

FUCK
I knew I couldn't have got the whole thing right. Wasn't sure about the spelling of Rassilon either
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)

No, you got that right.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I might have grey hair for all I know
Haven't seen my natural colour in a decade
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)

My husband.
/obvious joke is obvious.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)

I find that younger men keep me sprightly and full of vigour.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Try living with a fucking moody 15 year old.
It would suck the life right out of you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)

I know, I used to be one.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)

I went to a boarding school
fucking dozens of them there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:02, Reply)

I meant that next to him I look young and beautiful.
As opposed to greying and saggy, which is what I look next to everyone else.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Oh hush you
I've seen your pics on facebook. Saggy you are not.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)

those pictures are all old.
as am I.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)

listening to your CD RIGHT NOW
I never knew data did an album...it makes this song much better to imagine it done by an android :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Ha ha
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Yellow-Eyes-Back-Brent-Spiner/dp/B00000DPEY/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1307557478&sr=8-3
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)

awesome
also that version of Windmills of Your Mind makes me want to listen to this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHS8hj4TdT8
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Decorum dictates I say the missus
She manages it with a minimum of effort from me, thank god
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)

are you saying that next to your missus, you look young and beautiful?
She'd love that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)

nah he's saying it's relaxing
to be with a partner you don't have to have sex with. Braiding hair is very relaxing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
massive click
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:02, Reply)

that's a strikethough waiting to happen

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)

you've ruined it
leave the internet
forever
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)

If you squint it almost looks like a compliment anyway

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Quite the reverse
And you know me well enough to know that. It's almost like you're attempting to make a fool of me, which we all know is not what B3ta is about
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)

ooooo get you
*handbags*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Hang about
Co-operates well with others? Excellent ball skills? Handbags? You should get a trial with Barcelona
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Who says I co-operate well with others?
I'm a miserable old bitch, me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Are you fuck

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)

FUCK YOU, DARTH

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Short of moisturising, very little
but then, I don't think I look my age. My mother and grandmother don't either, so hopefully neither will I.

That said, I noticed the other day with some alarm that I have crowsfeet when I laugh.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Are they as limp as his wrists?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Fnar.
it's bad enough having a wrinkly face; I don't want a limp face as well. That implies that I've had some sort of stroke or something.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)

I have quite a limp face.
If I zone out it just sags and I look completely gormless. It doesn't help that I can't breathe through my nose and almost always have my mouth open.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:10, Reply)

That would explain the lack of flies around when I was last in WsM

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)

hahah!

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)

How old do you think you look vs how old are you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)

I'm nearly 26
but I wouldn't say I looked much older than 21 or 22. Perhaps it comes of working in a university, that people tend to think I'm a student rather than staff...
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I got mistaken for mid twenties about five years ago.
That felt good.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I agree. I wouldn't say you looked 26 at all.
21 at the very most.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Tennis boy and I were in the pub on Friday
and got chatting to a group of people in the beer garden who simply would not believe that either of us were older than 19. There was a moment of smug silence after they left (particularly as he is quite touchy about his age)
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Could be worse. They could have thought he was 30 and you were 15.
*Tennis scoring nonce lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)

I look young but not that young
and he certainly doesn't look 30.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)

But either way. The score sounds very much like 'love all' at the moment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Aww, he's lovely
I am embarrassingly smitten. If I could only get rid of all these stupid nagging insecurities then it would all be awesome.

Oh, and get a new job somewhere I don't have to move. That'd be awesome too.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Bless.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:29, Reply)

I thought you were older than that. I don't have a clue what you look like, mind.
I got told I look 19 a few months back. That was nice.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Of course being told you look 19 is no good if you're trying to buy beer and tabs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)

but it's okay if you have proper ID

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)

It sounds like they are far more worried stateside about having ID than they are here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

it's a big deal over here

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)

I'm sure the UK have adopted a policy of
1/ Can they afford to drink
2/ Do they look like they can handle their drink
3/ Could they possibly be over the age of 18

Answer 'yes' to those question and most pubs seem to operate a 'no questions asked' approach.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)

This was the case ten years ago when I first started drinking in pubs and clubs etc
it's not the case any more. At least, not in any kind of classy establishment. It's not worth the fine if you get caught serving underage, especially as the person who serves you is liable for it.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)

this
maaaaaaaaaaajor fines over here, plus you could get jail time

my cousin was 17 and he died at a party, they brought charges against the guy that bought the alcohol
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Over here, drinking is a huge, huge part of the student lifestyle
if none of you guys can drink until you're 21, what the fuck do you do for shits and giggles when you go to college?
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)

they do it anyway
but they were high school kids, not college kids

it'd be better to teach kids about moderation than to say NO OMG etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Many many times this
they tried that here, along with adjusting the opening hours of bars to make it more of a 'café culture' (ie, don't go out at 8pm and get hammered in 2 hours because the bars shut at 11pm) and it just hasn't worked. Not at all.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I think all parents should get their kids so wasted that they're puking their guts out
so that they think "If I drink, I will die"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Yeah, but I've gotten so wasted that I've puked my guts up and thought I'd die
I still drink, and I still get drunk. Just...more sensibly so than on that occasion.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)

exactly
but when you're a KID
like 11 or so
it'd be the best for everyone I think
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)

You were 11 when you started drinking!
Well, you look younger than you are!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)

good work, there, Jeff

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)

7 or 8, actually
my dad worked in a brewery, and got free booze. Occasionally he'd bring home a crate of some shit-awful alcopop which I would nick bottles of. It tasted like lilt and nail varnish remover.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:26, Reply)

My folks were big into 'home brew' when I was a lad, so there was always drink to be nicked.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Oh, my dad tried that a couple of times as well
being the raging alcoholic that he was. I remember elderberry wine that was like rocket fuel. Nasty shit; I think my sister and I 'rescued' most of that when it was thrown out and used it to set things on fire with.
At least he never sank as low as Special Brew. Kestrel lager, yes, but not Special Brew.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Both of those are rank.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Just after payday it would be vodka martinis, very dry
mid-month, he'd have downgraded to Carling. Then at the end of the month, when we had quite literally no money at all, it'd be Kestrel lager. Or White Lightning, very occasionally.

Bleurgh. And once again: bleurgh.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:38, Reply)

and yet you grew to be a productive member of society
well done
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I am rather making it sound like I had a really trailer-trash upbringing, aren't I?

(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)

noooooooooooooooooooooo
not at all
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)

More static caravan I'd say.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)

*to the tune of I Wanna Be a Billionaire*
"I wanna live in a caravan sooooooooo freakin' baaaaaad"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Rarely an issue
as long as you've got ID. I've lost count of the number of times I've been ID'd by people younger than I am, who've then murmured a shamed apology when they've worked out how old I am.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

I got IDed for scissors
a few months ago
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:26, Reply)

I was once asked by someone in Tesco's 'are you 18?'
Being a bit of a joker, I said 'no' - this caused no end of confusion as the girl on the checkout who asked me was being trained and she didn't have English as her first language.

The woman training her got confused as well and asked me how old I was, I said '34' (or whatever it was at the time) and we then got intoa debate about how the original question should have been asked. Asking me if I'm 18 will get the answer 'no' asking me if I'm over '18' will get the answer 'yes'

Turned out the girl being trained was asking everyone their age, regardless of what they were buying and how old they were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I once got id'd for sparkling grape juice

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Dem crazy 'Mericans.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)

more like wanna be vigilante alco cops

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)

If you ever make it over the pond.
You can drink 'till you're sick without worrying about losing your ID or being expected to tip anyone working in a bar or pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)

where is this magical land???????

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Anywhere in Europe.
In fact, if you plan your travels well, you could get cheap beer!

www.pintprice.com/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)

$8 for a beer in vegas! that's highway robbery

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Don't be doing that
Or poor Kristine will end up sitting in a Wetherspoons somewhere wondering why all British people have no teeth and wear tracksuits.

Evenin'.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I don't know anyone that wears tracksuits
even when they were popular here, people would only wear the bottoms
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Still a popular - if highly inflamable - choice of leisurewear here
The bottoms are more popular than the tops - I believe that in the strata of society to whom this enduring apparel appeals the top is analogous to a dinner jacket.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:14, Reply)

you're mixing up track suits
and shell suits
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)

What on earth are you on about?
This was not the case in the early 80s in New York.

Did the Rock Steady Crew teach you NOTHING, WOMAN?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Show 'em what to do.
Make a break. Make a move.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)

At one point I was a chum of Crazy Legs.
His real name is Richard Colon, you know. You would change your monicker if your parents named you Dick Colon wouldn't you. You would though, eh. Wouldn't you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)

It seems you wouldn't.
Maybe I can get you to change your user name to Dick Colon then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Crazy Legs was last spotted (by me) on an episode of Faking It
The Channel 4 show.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)

how early?
You must remember I was BORN in 1983.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Don't play that card.
I know about Ancient Greek armour and I'm not 2,500 years old.

I JUST LOOK IT AHAHAHAHA.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)

That would be because you have a special interest in the bumming category.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)

^ Bullying, on the internet.
I'm going to tell an adult about this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Give 'Help the Aged' a call.
They'll look after you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Yeah thanks 'Mr D Colon'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I thought you were an oap

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)

WITH A KNIFE!!11

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Shower every other day
Gym. Eat well(ish). That's it!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)

This reminds me of the original 'Jeff the dog fucker' thing

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I failed to end with a plaintive cry for female attention
I have that covered (in Scotchgarded nylon).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)

It was fucking brilliant eh?
'Why can't I get a girlfriend, I mean, I wash, wear clothes...what more can they want? PS I am knobbing my dog on the reg-u-lar.'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)

It created me!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)

It was, in a sense, the magic stone egg to your Monkey Magic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Lest we forget:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iUMWy4hqAg
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I CREATED YOU JEFF!

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)