No diggity
I had a worryingly fervent argument with my best mate's girlfriend the other day because she made the outrageous claim that Pocahontas was better than Bambi
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It was
None of them are good, but c'mon, Bambi is just awful, one of the worst films I've ever seen. Nothing happens on it. Nothing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

No, BAMBI

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Am I missing somthing?
Did they make a porn version of Bambi?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

The suggestion that Bambi is shit is absurd
It has probably the most affecting death scene in all cinema
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

No way
And in any case, apart from that, there's a whole film of nothingness. I think it's the only Disney movie that I didn't like.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

*sharp intake of breath*
It's a good thing you're pretty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

RIGHT THATS IT!
You! Take my Sig right now you bum licky internet joyboy!
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Well
It's a good thing you're nice. You're the first person I know that liked Bambi.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

You're the first person I know who didn't
We should definitely mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

That's excuse number 127
But yeah, why not. Maybe in a few months, I don't feel very sexy right now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

You let me know when you're up to it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I'd think
you'll have to wait at least around 7 months, maybe more.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

OK!
*checks watch*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

The top 3 Disney films are....
Robin Hood
Jungle Book
Alice in Wonderland

In any order. Anyone who disagrees is a massive cunt so their opinion doesn't count.
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Don't like Jungle Book much
but I love Snow White and The Lion King. And I like the music on The Little Mermaid.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT
I FORGOT!!!

The best Disney movie ever is Hercules!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Opinion doesn't count

( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I don't understand
You don't like Hercules?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Not what I said
Its not top 3 though. Because Robin Hood, Alice in Wonderland and The Jungle Book are the top 3.
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

My daughter claims Cinderella is the best Disney film
but she is only 3 so I could beat her in a fight easily if it came to it.
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

No
Because the Jungle Book is not top 3
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Opinion doesn't count,

( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

it's ok, The Jungle Book is clearly top 3

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Best songs, best characters, best script, best plot
No contest really.
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I also agree that Robin Hood is top 3
and I'm not sure I've ever seen the Disney Alice in Wonderland, so I can't comment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Smoke a large one, put it on and sit back and enjoy the ride

( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Me and my sister fucking loved Robin Hood when we were kids
We used to watch it all the time, I can probably still quote a lot of it despite not having seen it in fifteen years or so.

Bambi's better though. As is Beauty and the Beast.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Really?
You really like Bambi? But it's a film without argument. Nothing happens on it, afther the mother is dead. Awful thing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Opinion doesn't count,

( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Robin Hood was the first Disney film I saw..
..and it's still my favourite. Followed by The Sword in the Stone and Lilo & Stitch
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

2/3 of your opinion doesn't count
1/3 correct.
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Bambi is the worst Disney film ever, and if you think it's better you really are a boring dull cunt.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I said something similar
but in a nicer way.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I'm glad you agree then.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

loved Robin Hood
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)