That's not nearly as needy as I'd hoped for.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

what do you mean?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Something like "a REAL man, cries when he's upset" or some shit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)

fuck that shit.
Real men are like the guy from Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

So "REAL men cook"
which I agree with actually.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

and eat a lot of re-dinner mayo
and mash potatoes by punching them

I do think that REAL men cook actually. I have a list of man skills in my head which I mainly came up with to mock one of my mates, but it includes things like making fires and wiring in plug sockets
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

how many top chefs are women?

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

probably more than you think
not necessarily in this country, but it does happen
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I can do cooking. It's basically just mechanics, but with vegetables and meat and shit.

( Kroney, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

The addition of the final ingredient does not surprise me

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Definitely cook
also proper DIY, some form of sport or pastime, ability to survive in the wilderness, ability to actually have a conversation about emotions.

That, or killing spiders, taking the lids off jars and wanking.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)