if she was massaging her own prostate
I don't think that was a girl...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

that babybump he thought his wife had
was actually a beerbelly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

this is leading dangerously close to us saying that his children are actually turds

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Children are often referred to as little shits.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

He was surprised when she chose to go for a water-birth
rather than a hospital one, and just hung over the toilet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I really need to work on that joined-up thinking.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

The lack of a prostate doesn't stop someone from sticking their finger up there arse
So there. It was great for me, don't give a crap about how it felt for her. I'm such an unselfish lover.
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)

following the thread of conversation it looks like you were saying she was massaging her prostate
naturally I leapt at the chance to suggest you were fucking a post-op trannie. I hope you would do the same were the positions reversed.

So to speak.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)