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Wow, you guys are moving slow today.What do REAL women do??
alt: what are you reading right now? looking forward to any books??
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:42,
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Real women swallow.I'm reading 'Tiger Tiger', about a women and her long time relationship with the peadophile who groomed her.
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girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:44,
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never been with a woman who didn'tthey wouldn't even have considered not swallowing.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:46,
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You've only been with a couple of women Vippers.Hardly a thorough consensus.
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girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:48,
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it's more than a coupleand that was 'slept with'
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:50,
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jealous it wasn't you?(
disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:49,
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real women gargle.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:51,
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hahah!Real women spit it out and save it for later.
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girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:52,
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*banks that phrase for use on Darth*(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:54,
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real women put it into water pistols.I can sense this getting out of hand
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:54,
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it would be out of handif you are putting it in a water pistol
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:00,
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Real blokes whip it on the back of the cat.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:09,
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Real blokes finish off in the brillow pad they were using to being with.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:13,
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"Spaffing on Cats"a new entry at number 5 on my all-time-top-ten band names list.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:13,
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Why do you have to ask that when I'm reading a very boring article?www.zdnet.co.uk/news/networking/2011/06/14/uk-start-up-uses-tvs-white-spaces-for-broadband-40093089/
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thiswww.amazon.co.uk/Second-Coming-John-Niven/dp/0434019569/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1308055458&sr=8-1
not as good as his other stuff, but it's ok.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:45,
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Looking forward to the latest Pratchett novelAnd trying to get my own book published.
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what sort of book is it?what was Pratchett's last one? not sure if I've read it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:47,
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Poetry- damned good, so I'm told.And I think the last one was either I Shall Wear Midnight or Unseen Academicals, not sure which.
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don't know I shall wear midnight, so is probably thatwhat kind of poetry?
I'm not much into reading it and tend to like things like Jabberwocky and Tim Burton's The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:51,
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It's a Tiffany Aching one I thinkso it's sort of another series (in that it's meant for teenagers but it's still discworld)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:53,
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ah yesI've read the others of that series.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:53,
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Ooo! Someone gave me that book as a present.You need to get a copy of John Cooper Clark's poetry. I think you'll like it.
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girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:53,
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I shall have a lookthanks
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:53,
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Four line, four verse form mostly.A bit of personal stuff, some humour, one about chavs, that kind of thing. Mostly written during a nasty depressive phase in my final year of uni. I love being creative, but the crushing mental lows that went with it, not so much.
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fair enoughI tend to find being carefree (and stoned) helps my creative juices flow. That's certainly when I play the best guitar solos
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:54,
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no, that;'s just when you THINK they are the best ;)(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:55,
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naa, being stoned enhances your appreciation(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:56,
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consider the bands some of my stoner mates listened toI suspect that isn't universally true...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:57,
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ok, it enhances my appreciationwhat sort of things do they listen to?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:58,
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no real idea, this was years agothey just sounded shite. Sub-Marley type stuff
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:07,
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I sincerely hope you haven't just come.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:14,
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It was the state of mind that went with it, I think.Hiding in my room all the time got rid of all distractions, allowing me to relax better.
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makes sense.have we established for sure that you are a new person now, rather than a sock puppet?
I'm convinced.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:57,
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God knows.Someone with a lot of weird letters in their name keeps on calling me Jim.
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he's notoriously tight-lipped(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:00,
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Could He make a pair of lips so tight, that He couldn't open His mouth?(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
given the circumstanceswe could say he could do whatever he wanted.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:09,
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One of my teenage poems that I remember.Yossarian Yossarian
You're my kind of fella
Too bad that you're just fiction
In a book by Joseph Heller.
I had a crush on Alan Arkin at the time.
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girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:57,
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To be honest, I think some of mine is interminable drivelBut people seem to like it for some reason.
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Perhaps.Still, I feel happier now I have it all in one place to send off to publishers. Of course, now I need to find a publisher.
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Worth using the Writer's Handbookget the most up-to-date copy you can i.e. the 2011 one. They have a list of publishers who accept unsolicited poetry manuscripts, and also a list of poetry prizes.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:30,
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It's possible to buy it in Waterstones for about a tennermy mother uses it, says it's very useful
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:41,
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I unearthed an ancient novel I wrote last nightwhen digging through my email, so I was thinking about the subject anyway :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:54,
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we all hope you are(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:56,
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Did you watch the documentary last night?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:00,
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nopedid you?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:01,
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yeah, it was interesting, a little biased as it only followed those wanting to take their livesThe chap who they filmed drinking the poison with his wife holding his hand was truely heartbreaking.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:03,
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I cried.His wife was so dignified.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have watched it with my very seriously ill husband.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:04,
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I have to say it brought a tear to my eye, they were so quiet and polite and dignifiedBest of luck to you and Mr.B3th I hope he gets better/feels better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:06,
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Unfortunately he isn't going to get better : (but as he mostly enjoys bitching and moaning about stuff, he's happy-ish.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:07,
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Especially not while nudging him and suggesting a trip to Switzerland.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:06,
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It's something he's been talking about ever since Dignitas came into the public eye.I don't think he'd actually do it, but until it gets to that stage, you never know what might happen.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:09,
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It's the sort of decision I don't think I'd ever be able to make(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:11,
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that's because you aren't in a position where it is a reasonable choicewhich is my point. Until you've been there you just don't know, so everyone who is against it should shut the fuck up.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:13,
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I agree on the opponents shutting the fuck up, most definitely.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:15,
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Because that's a reasonable stance to takeyou are aware that there are gravely ill people who DON'T think euthanasia is an acceptable outcome in society? Should they just shut the fuck up as well, or not be allowed to have advocates?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:32,
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it depends on their reasons for it I guesshave you got any examples of the sort of reasons?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:35,
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There is an awful sweeping generalization that because people can't imagine being in a situation, that it must be worse than death. People fight to stay alive. You can fly to Switzerland and end it, or you can kill yourself before you are unable, but try and have some thought for the abuses of the system before you implement it here. As Kroney said, would you really want the power of life and death in the hands of those carehome workers? Because that's where it'll end up.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:40,
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I was thinking more along the lines of the right to make the choicerather than the practicalities of it
I wasn't saying that if you can't imagine it that it must be worse than death at all. I was saying that if you haven't been through it then you can't know what it would be like to have to make the choice.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:42,
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to be honestI think that people who don't want to end their lives should have no say in it. It's their choice to end themselves, and without being terminally ill or losing your faculties etc. or being extremely close to someone who has, there is no way that you could ever possibly understand the mindset.
Fuck the sanctity of life, there comes a point when dignity is all that is left and it's bordering on criminal to take that away from people if there's another option that they might want to take.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:06,
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It's sort of like playing chickenYou have to judge when to do it. Not so early that it's a waste of what time you have left, but not leaving it so late that the choice is taken away from you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:08,
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it's not going to be an easy decision for sure.but it should be one that is legal to make. I can't think of any argument against it that isn't bullshit.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:11,
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I think the biggest argument isthat the RSPCA would prosecute you if your dog needed to be put down and you didn't do it, but with people it's the other way around.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:12,
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is that an argument for or against?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:14,
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ForIt's crazy that we can't afford humans the basic right to a dignified death that we insist on for animals.
It's madness, I tell you! Madness!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:15,
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We always seem to go One Step Beyond for animals.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:16,
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Ah well, Tomorrow's Just Another Day(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:15,
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When I had to put my last dog to sleepshe shat on the vet as she went under. Dignity and a bit of revenge.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:17,
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My baby's eight this monthand startingto stiffen up. I'm really dreading the day we have to take him that one last time.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:18,
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yeah.Mine had been beaten solidy for 8 years and fed shit by her weegie cunt of a previous owner before I got her. I knew her liver and kidneys were fucked from her diet but we managed to give her a good year. Still hurts, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:23,
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the arguments against can only really have their basis in religionwhich makes them even more repugnant.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:18,
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It's not repugnant to hold the view or point of argumentonly to try and loudly and publicly force it onto someone else.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:19,
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I was thinking more along the lines of actual arguingrather than it being their argument. If you see what I mean.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:21,
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This isn't true. There are arguments against with regards to protecting people,however these should be manifested in stricht controls, not an outright ban.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:20,
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I was being a bit sweepingmorally what someone chooses to do to themselves in that respect is no one's business but their own.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:24,
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What he said ^^^My dad died of cancer about 10 years ago.
I remember going to visit him once in hospital and he was in severe pain. He told me that if I was given the choice by the doctors to 'bring things to an end' then I was to take it without hesitation. I would have done it myself if I could have, such was his suffering. He lasted for a couple of months after that, but had absolutely no quality of life.
Any rational person who is against the idea has clearly never known anyone in the situation.
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Part of the problem is that there may be doubt over who made the decision.The rather poorly person or the money grabbing relative.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:21,
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I don't consider myself a money-grabbing relativebut will fully support mr b3th if he decides that's what he has to do.
The documentary showed that they ask about a million times whether the person is making this decision freely; there is a bunch of paperwork; and the act of drinkingthe poison is videod to prove it was the peron themself who chose to drink it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:25,
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and that's how it should beI'm not saying you should just be able to make a snap decision and do it, but that it should be an option because they are the one who will suffer, not anyone else, and once the protecting people aspect is out of the way and other such things that can be relatively easily dealt with, what can the other objections be?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:27,
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There is still a risk that someone has been coercedImagine a british privatised top yourself service. Perhaps run by one of the care home companies.
Still feeling safe?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:28,
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fuck nokeep it in switzerland. if they get trusted with fuck loads of gold then I'd trust them with my life/death
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:29,
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I agree with you there, but if we change the law here, it will be done here.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:30,
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So we should payfor terminally ill people to fly to Switzerland to take their life? The government won't do that. It'll be homegrown or not at all
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:35,
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my reply was flippant.medical professionals would be better equipped to deal with than the sort of management types at care homes that Bartleby refers to. Naturally it'd be the choice of the person involved whether they took part or not.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:37,
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How would it work if your flight to Switzerland was delayed.Would you be able to claim compensation from the airline, or would the airline be able to claim compensation from the person who is travelling out there to die as they've kept them alive a bit longer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:38,
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howeverI suspect that flying someone to Switzerland is cheaper than the additional care they might require if they weren't allowed to bump themselves off
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:40,
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So we should measure care on cheapness(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:42,
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you brought up costnot me.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:43,
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No I brought up the moral implicationsof our government flying terminally ill people to another country for death, and concluded they would homegrow it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:47,
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the fundamental problem is that most people are stupid and/or cunts.same with every issue
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:49,
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I knew there was something I wanted to watch.We were forced to watch "Sorcerer's Apprentice". Fuck you, Nicholas Cage, fuck you!
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that's two hours of your life you're never getting back.hunt him down and make him pay.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:11,
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I'll need a private army for that.Maybe an army of genetically-engineered killer bunnies. That'd work.
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I fucking love Nicolas Cage. Just sayin'.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:18,
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You're kidding, right?I can't think of a metaphor or simile that adequately conveys my contempt for the man.
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He is so terrible. It's fabulous.youtu.be/aeXIoBnu2MU
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:24,
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Terrible doesn't mean good.It just means terrible, and unbearably shit.
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Except when they are looking for quickie divorces....How's it going today?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:04,
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Apparentlyreal women get down on their knees and scrub the fucking toilet. And scrub the bathroom within an inch of its life. God knows no-one else would ever do it if they didn't. My hands reek of bleach now. Ugh.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:06,
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I clean the bathroom in my house(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:06,
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Would you like to come round and clean mine?I don't know what he does in there, but it fucking mings.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:10,
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next time I'm up in WSM I will pop round(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:11,
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My previous housemate didn't.They had a private upstairs bathroom, and I don't think they ever cleaned the bogs. We had to chip the limescale off with a chisel.
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apparently.In fact, I am going to have to go in a minute to run about twelvety bags of rubbish up to the tip, because the fucking council doesn't want to collect it any more.
Grr councils.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:22,
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I'm genuinely asking, are you a stay at home wife?(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:26,
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She shouldn't complain about cleaning the bathroom if she's a stay at home wife.The rest of us that don't have all day to do it still do it.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:57,
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Well she can still complain about itcleaning the bathroom is boring
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:00,
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It is, however if she is a housewife she has all the time in the world to do it.So, she could take 5 minutes everyday and it'd be done.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:01,
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now I think about itI think she runs an ebay business as well. So she works from home. Which means her husband should be helping as well especially if he's the one who has created the stench.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:06,
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How does she know it wasn't her?I reckon b3th has a musky arse.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:09,
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Well her husband has shorter than average thighshang on does b3th know her husband has an account on here?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:10,
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The cleaning, if they know what's good for them.Alt: I'm not reading anything currently, and I've not seen any new releases that have tempted me for a while tbh.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:06,
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:10,
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Does that mean you're a real woman then?Or just some ugly bint with a 'tache?
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I considered busting this one out in the "what do real men do?" thread but feared I'd be MOCKED
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I know, right?I've no idea what possessed me to think such a thing
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hey Darthyou're a semen-sommelier
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:18,
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This is very goodIn fact, I'm doing a ONE TIME ONLY return to the halcyon days of scoring.
9/10
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I was counting on you not having read Jeff's original post of it further up this threadit paid off.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:21,
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Your honesty has cost you 4.5 out of 10Very decent of you to improve Jeff's average, though
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I retain the 4.5 morally though I think(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:29,
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I'm claiming half of that score.www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1237342
Hey Darth, did you see the film 'Gaylords say 'No'' last night?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:22,
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hahahahaYou are Gareth Keenan AICMFP
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:25,
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what is wrong with you people?I see nothing about sandwiches or staying in the kitchen.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:21,
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Real women* talk their husbands into buying a nice expensive set of kitchen utensils that hang off a rail....and then inform them that they're just 'for show'. What the fuckity fuck?!? I asked her what colour the sky was on her planet**. This did not go down well.
*well, the one I married
**may have also called her a 'mentalist' at this point
alt: I'm reading a James Patterson book during my lunch breaks because it allows my brain to wind down for a bit. I'm looking forward to reading my signed Lance Henriksen biography when I get it for Fathers Day.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:21,
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My mum would do stuff like that.She bought a panini maker because it matched the toaster. She's never used it yet.
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girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:22,
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You've got a football sticker book that matches a toasterThat's mental!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:24,
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A panini maker would be greatI could get that missing Jesper Olsen one I needed to complete the 1985 album.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:25,
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I have a George Foreman that I use to make toasted sandwiches, paninis etc.with the added bonus that it can cook meat and stuff too.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:28,
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I'm still missing the Poland badge from my Mexico 86 world cup sticker book.(technically, I'm missing the book as well these days)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:29,
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They're bringing out panini stickers with video screens on them out in the states.I've never wanted Panini stickers before.
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*Looks at deep fat fryer**Looks at ice cream maker*
*Looks at ice lolly moulds*
*Looks at Ostridge and Kangaroo meat in freezer*
*Looks at packet of smoked haddock in freezer*
*Looks at my home made pasta sauces in freezer*
*Looks at the lemon buiscets of which I had one*
*Looks up*.... what?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:40,
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Every time you post it makes me laughI strongly suggest you desist or people will accuse you of bumming me
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He's implying that he finds you humerus.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:28,
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My wife is currently thinking of leaving mebecause I used an oven glove that was "just for show" to remove a pan from the oven.
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Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:32,
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YOU MONSTER!!this is quite obviously the symptom of some deeper issue btw
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:15,
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Yes, the fact she's just had a baby and is hormonalHence me putting up with it.
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Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:43,
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hang off a rail? I don't understand this expression.
I would understand buying something to use only for special occasions but even as a woman, if I want to show something off, I will buy decoration.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:37,
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It's a long strip of metal with moveable hooks to hang big spoons and whisks on(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:41,
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it's nice that you are basing your view of a real woman on your mother(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:28,
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I would have thought it'd be closer to this...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:34,
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Ok, apart from medical reasons.But other than that... no way. One girl tried to do it to me once. Took her ages to peel me off the ceiling.
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I had a girl do it to herself when I was shagging her, It was great!
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Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:43,
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if she was massaging her own prostateI don't think that was a girl...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:45,
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that babybump he thought his wife hadwas actually a beerbelly
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:46,
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this is leading dangerously close to us saying that his children are actually turds(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:46,
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He was surprised when she chose to go for a water-birthrather than a hospital one, and just hung over the toilet
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:53,
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The lack of a prostate doesn't stop someone from sticking their finger up there arseSo there. It was great for me, don't give a crap about how it felt for her. I'm such an unselfish lover.
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Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:54,
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following the thread of conversation it looks like you were saying she was massaging her prostatenaturally I leapt at the chance to suggest you were fucking a post-op trannie. I hope you would do the same were the positions reversed.
So to speak.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:56,
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