Presumably his carer translated for him

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You can now get Phil Collins ... Hits for £1.49

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Ooh look at the fast ninja skilz

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Still no rebuttal for Phil
You must enjoy shoving your fingers up your arse and having a good sniff of the contents whilst playing 'Hits' on repeat
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)

With all due respect Rory (i.e. none)
stop being a cunt. What would mamma think?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

FISTERS IN LOVE WITH PHIL COLLINS
Surely that makes you the cunt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Well isn't it obvious - but sadly it is unrequited
Serious question for you. Do you have a laminated keyboard?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Not unlike most keboards it's plastic, precluding the need for lamination Fister
That's why when you wipe up your own keyboard after you've been wanking over phils videos all the messy cum and pubes are gone and it's pretty clean for the next session.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

But surely all the jizz and drool gets stuck between the keys?
How do you cope?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

YOU@RE THE WANKER FISTER YOU TELL ME

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Ooh more capital letters Rory. Such anger.
Were you breast fed?

I'm firmly in the "breast is best" camp, but I really think mummy should have knocked it on the head when you started school. It seems to have had an adverse effect on you in the long term.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)