New thread slut monkeys
What i want to ask about is French Hip-Hop but I suspect this will be met with derision.

Best cold meat?

ALT: What makes a real dog?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:21, 133 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Whoever it was that did the soundtrack for Beyond Good & Evil, I quite liked them.
Alt: Jeff.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)

French Hip-Hip
Makes me think of the old joke, 'What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?'

Ans: Phillipe Philop
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Cunt.
Haslett.

Kia Ora
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I like french hip hop

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Me too.
Not heard a lot of it but what I have heard was very good.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

This is me
i was listening to 7 seconds earlier and it made me ponder the subject
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I was given a cassette, (long time ago obviously), of some French hip hop and I played it to death.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)

good, at least that means it's dead.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Le tape, c'est Mort!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

If I would struggle to score a drop goal with it
from the 22, right in front of the posts, then it's a real dog. If I wouldn't struggle, it's just a slightly hairier rat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I hate football!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

what has my post got to do with football?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

It was clearly about rugby style drop kicks
And I was unfunnily mocking all the queers on here that hate football. Know nothing spanners that they are.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I see.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

;-(

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I like you more each time you come here.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I really like football.
I say like football. Well, support West Ham.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

*cough*EXODUS*cough*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I am surprised you don't like WHUFC as we are called the Irons!!
Look forward to our game next year. Fancy it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Are you suggesting I do a lot of ironing?
That I am somehow... under the thumb?

That sounds like a great idea actually mate, day out in the capital followed by a few consoling beers.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

You are on. I think the fixture list is out imminently.
EDIT: Obvious iron hoof joke is obvious.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Obvious to you maybe
I still don't get it. Try to bear in mind the level of idiocy you're dealing with here.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Rhyming slang you dipshit!
Iron Hoof = ?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Ok well I only like you a tiny bit more.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

:-0

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

what about ME, eh?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I couldn't like you anymore if I tried.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

*punches air*
yes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Only French song I know is Baby Baby Baby by Make the Girl Dance
best cold meat is ham

alt: I don't know, a heart beat?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Expect derision
The French know feck all about music, plus hip-hop is shit. Therefore French hip-hop will be an entirely new level of shit.

Best cold meat - roast beef, as long as it's not too dry.

Real dog - the ability to make me laugh. I have a West Highland Terrier who is a constant source of amusement. She enjoys jumping up on my lap for a nap, but if I'm doing something inconvenient like reading the paper she'll carefully drag the paper onto the floor before jumping up. Brilliant.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

yeah right, you probably knock the dog on the floor and tell it to fuck off

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)

*muzzlepunch*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

*bitchslap*

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Do you still rock out to Phil Collins granddaddy?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Come again Rory?
In English, if you could.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

YOU LIKE SHIT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

YOU EAT SHIT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

YOU ARE SHIT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I <3 RORY

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Rory makes me cry
He's a nasty man. On the internet.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

xxx

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Well done. Be proud.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)

To dismiss hip hop which covers so many facets of music over the past thirty years is pretty stupid
You come across as the ideal fanbase for the mighty 'Blue Haze'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Appearing at a Fordham Festival near you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Although not this year

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Sorry to piss in your pastis Rory, but the hip-hop that I've heard, I don't like.
This is my opinion, and I'm entitled to it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

You haven't got an icon though
Rory has made his feelings on this matter very clear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Presumably his carer translated for him

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

You can now get Phil Collins ... Hits for £1.49

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Ooh look at the fast ninja skilz

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Still no rebuttal for Phil
You must enjoy shoving your fingers up your arse and having a good sniff of the contents whilst playing 'Hits' on repeat
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)

With all due respect Rory (i.e. none)
stop being a cunt. What would mamma think?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

FISTERS IN LOVE WITH PHIL COLLINS
Surely that makes you the cunt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Well isn't it obvious - but sadly it is unrequited
Serious question for you. Do you have a laminated keyboard?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Not unlike most keboards it's plastic, precluding the need for lamination Fister
That's why when you wipe up your own keyboard after you've been wanking over phils videos all the messy cum and pubes are gone and it's pretty clean for the next session.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

But surely all the jizz and drool gets stuck between the keys?
How do you cope?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

YOU@RE THE WANKER FISTER YOU TELL ME

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Ooh more capital letters Rory. Such anger.
Were you breast fed?

I'm firmly in the "breast is best" camp, but I really think mummy should have knocked it on the head when you started school. It seems to have had an adverse effect on you in the long term.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Fuck off propeller head

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

NO YOU FUCK OFF

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Gojira are a talented French band, I just don't particularly like them

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Riiiiight...
I don't like what little French hip-hop, or indeed music, I've heard, don't eat a lot of meat and don't own a dog.

Apparently Forest are after Jonathan Woodgate, which makes very little sense to me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

You should get at least a game out of him for £2m wages.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I think so much of him is artificial that he'll probably stay unbroken for years now.
I have a sneakingly horrible feeling the same is also going to be true of Owen Hargreves.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

This is only part of my concern
His wages will be mental, there's no way he'll be able to play 46 games a season, and other than a goalkeeper the absolute last thing we need is a centre back. I can only assume that either a) McLaren's got chronic nostalgia or b) Luke Chambers is being tempted by the lure of the Premiership.

There are also rumours linking us with Eidur Gudjonsson and Sylvain Ebanks-Blake, which are much more promising.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Mate
You'll be lucky to get 46 minutes!

Eidur is an Indian Giving "I am interested" cock.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I'm not sure what this means
But I assume it's bitterness relating to his signing for Spurs over you a while back
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

No!!
Yes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Sylvain Ebanks-Blake
Never has one striker so perfectly encompassed the back-handed compliment that is "championship quality"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I think you'll find that Robert Earnshaw holds that particular title
Despite being the only player to have scored a hat-trick in all four divisions, both domestic cup competitions and internationally, he is demonstrably brilliant in the Championship and horribly out of his depth any higher.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

If you sign Woodgate
Why not see if Darren Anderton fancies making a comeback as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Hahaha
Maybe Michael Owen while we're about it.

Hang on, that's not a bad idea. Has anyone got Schteve McLaren'sh number?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Kieron Dyer will be another one you'll be trying to snap up

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

STOP TALKING ABOUT GAY BALL IN MY THREAD
It's the summer ffs, the one time we don't have that shit everywhere, everyday!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

But the summer dinner dance Darth puts on is the social highlight of the summer
Oh wait, you were on about football.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Fine
Do you reckon we'll see twenty wickets in the next test? Total?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Not an entire game at once though.
90 minutes of football played over 4 years. Bargain.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

This isn't worth its own thread
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13762313

or even reading but you know how I love the bbc news links.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I stopped reading when it said "fired" arrows.
Even a numbskull knows that you "shoot" arrows.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Pedant Alert
I thought the correct term was to "loose an Arrow"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I found it to be quite entertaining, ta.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I like the bloke who shot himself in the head with an arrow.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I like the spinster that fell into the moat.
What a twat.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Yeah, stupid unloved and lonely old women
deserved to die
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

unloved and lonely + that don't know how to swim
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I think you'll find very few Tudor people could swim
and by very few i mean almost none. Except the witches that is, as they float.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Actually I won't find that because I don't care enough to look.
If you can't swim you shouldn't be near a moat.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)

So if she weighs the same as a duck?

( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Or very small rocks. Or gravy.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Seeing as it's Blousie's birthday today.
If you were going to cook her a special birthday dinner, what would it be?

(Hardly seems worth starting a new thread for this)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

*hopes it comes with chips*

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Will it be chips or jacket spuds
Will it be salad or frozen peas?
Will it be mushrooms,
Fried onion rings?

You'll have to wait and see!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

: )
Fuck it, it's my birthday. Chippy dinner for me tonight.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Chicken, chips and curry sauce?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Chips and curry sauce.
That is all. I had fish last night and chicken from the chippy is too dry.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Do it Blousie!
And being 'up north' I'd imagine you can get a bag of chips from the chippy for about 30p.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Pfft! I wish.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Right I'm off home for my chips.
Catch you later.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Woo!
Get yourself a Vienetta on your way home as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)

You are all class Jeff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Fuckin' right I am.
If you can't have Vienetta on your birthday, when can you have it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)

*squirts mayonnaise*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I'd cook her a bacon and egg pie
EDIT: With chips
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

No, eggs will just remind her of the menopause.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

YOU'RE ALL SECRETLY LAUGHING

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

meh...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

how rude, she's a veggie donchaknow

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Cock
with chips
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

tubesteak with special sauce

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

WTF is tube steak?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

You eat it all the time.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Oooh really? Is it red hot?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)

It's red...

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)

angry red...

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

With a purple tip

( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Interesting
Does it come with Bernaise sauce?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

if it's yellow it's gone off, mate

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Roast Gammon with all the trimmings
The skin in diamond shapes studded with cloves. With peaspudding too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Mature cheddar cheese on toast with black pepper and Worcestershire sauce
cooked by me wearing just a Jeff Bridges mask and an apron.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

GET IN!!!!!

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

How do you wear a Jeff Bridges?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Doh, quick typing while answering two phones innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Black Bomber please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

racist!

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

is she vegan or just a veggie?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Poultrytarian.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)

ANAL!

( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

with chips?

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Always

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Rest them in the small of her back, the warmth can really help with back ache

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

The only french band I know I like off the top of my head is Caravan Palace
Hmm, either beef or proper ham.

Alt: They have to be cuddly.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)

your dead mum
alt: when it eats your dead mum
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Oh God what happened? i only spoke to her last night!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)