We've exhausted the list of former B3tans you might be
Once we've accused you of being every fictional character ever created, we might accept that you're a Real Person.

At the moment I think you might be Long John Silver.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Shiver me timbers, yee've got me!
Aaaaaaargh'll have to invent a new name now.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)

You fucking do that then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)

No.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Oh, go on
You've got my hopes up now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Ok, you choose a good name.
As long as it isn't something like "Dave the sparkle fairy" or some gay shit like that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Bear in mind that I know absolutely nowt about you other than that you play Portal
I will therefore have to conjur some appropriately geeky suggestions

Gordon Freeman
The Luggage
The Unkillable Rory Williams
Dave the Sparkle Fairy
The Witch-King of Scunthorpe
Mr Kelly Brook

Any of those float your boat?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)

You spelled 'Angmar' wrong.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I put it to you that I was being very cruel indeed
Scunthorpe is worse than Angmar
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Sounds a bit like Nottingham
Turns out that was originally called Snottingham, or home of the Snotts. However, when the Vikings came over they couldn't pronouce the 'S' at the start, so they renamed it Nottingham, or home of the Notts.

As you can imagine, this wasn't too popular with the people of Scunthorpe...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Hahaha
I actually did know that about my home town, but understandably was not keen to publicise it.

Nottingham is fucking brilliant anyway, you just need to avoid all the guns. As long as you stay away from Forest Fields, The Meadows and St Anns, you probably won't be murdered.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)

90% of the time I've been in Nottingham, I've spent in Lenton.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)

The Luggage, I like.
I might keep that actually. I just hope no-one ever refers to me as an ungrateful baggage.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Yaaaaaaay!
This is the first time that anyone has ever thought one of my ideas was good!

Ever!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)

First time for everything?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I fucking hope so
I've been told that sex is really good.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I have a rule about talking about sex over the internet.
If you say you had sex over the internet, that means it never happened. Be warned.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)

In which case I shall tell everyone I bummed you
And presumably you'll be more than happy with this?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)

If you do I will hunt you down
And put you in a Clockwork Orange type chair, and force you to watch Piston's standup on loop whilst listening to your favourite music.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Fucking HELL
I'll be good, I promise!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:24, Reply)