So far we've got..
"burn your house down with you in it" - 19/05/2011
"break into your house and throttle you" - 16/06/2011

Can I use these if I ever write a book?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sure!
'Death Threats I Have Received on The Internet' by Bill Clay (IITIMYRN)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I was going for dust jacket endorsements but why not
If I join the right kind of forums and say the wrong kind of things I could be onto a winner there.

*checks whether Dave Gorman has already got this covered*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I'm pleased to say I started that meme, I'm not sure I've ever started a meme before.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)