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Enough of the objectification of women with thoughts and feelings who deserve better than than to be objectifide by men.What's your dream job? What are the downsides to the job? What happened to that "Dream job" competition where someone gets to sit around on the internet all day blogging about looking after a tropical island?
Alt: Name me an artist/song/album/whatever that you like, even though it goes against your general style?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:06,
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If a women objectified me I'd be flatteredIt would be better than being ignored all the time.
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Peej, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:09,
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Didn't you just have a kid? Doesn't that mean that you had sex in the last year? Or at least your wife has had sex in the last year...(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:13,
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Tina Turner's feminist classic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:51,
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I'm about to undergo a big career change.I'm applying for work as a teaching assistant in primary schools, working in after-school clubs for experience, registering my charity and starting to apply for grants, and applying to start a four-year part-time counselling course. If all three of those come off, I reckon that'll be my dream sorted.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:10,
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Musically, I don't have a general style.I'll listen to anything, as long as it's good. The most extreme thing on my music list is probably Mad Capsule Markets and even that's not that extreme.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:11,
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They're a fucking odd band, saw them a few years back.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:15,
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They make my ears bleed but in a good way.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:29,
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Apparently if you chew a nicorette before the test, it messes with the result.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:14,
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I heard stuff gets scrubbed from your record after fifteen years.That's right, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:28,
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OH awesomeness !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:13,
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I love you Noel.You're like some sort of lovely beardy angel man.
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wanderlust, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:13,
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Awwwww right back at you girl.Apart from the beardy bit, that'd be weird. Awesome but weird.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:17,
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I keep getting people saying they thought I'd shaved mine offbecause one of my idiot friends commented on a 4 year old picture of me on facebook. the spastics.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:25,
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Being a beardy lady would be a good excuse to join the circus though.I can't do any of that trapeze or plate spinning stuff.
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wanderlust, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:37,
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If Monty's anything to go by, you'd make a great lion-tamer.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:42,
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I'm trying to think of an original way of saying "great news, really hope it all goes well for you mate"but I can't
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Cheers, I'm sure you'll all be bored to fucking tears with my smugness in six month's time.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:28,
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twatjust helping you keep it real here
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:23,
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Dependable Vipros.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:27,
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It will all go wrong and you'll end up homeless, with AIDS.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:26,
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not just AIDSBAD AIDS.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:49,
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My dream job would be some sort of manual labour then I wouldn't have to keep going to the gym to keep from turning back into Jabba the Hut.I like Goreki's music, Sorrowful songs.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:12,
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I did manual labour for a year thinking it would toughen me upTurns out it just fucks up your knees and back.
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Peej, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:13,
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Really I always wanted to work in a library.Surrounded by peace and quiet and books.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:15,
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You don't have nearly enough slug-leg things.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:15,
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Dream job?A writer, probably. Mainly because it can be done anywhere. Like on a beach say, in SE Asia.
People always seem surprised when I tell them I like classical music. Apparently I'm not old enough.
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You're not old enoughYou're just saying that to impress girls. Now go back to your Buble collection and THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
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My DadAnd it wouldn't surprise me if Monty's did too.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:27,
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Your Dad? Are you actually an Agent of the Lord, working undercover as a sick bastard, hoping to eventually convert us to the path of the light?
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I enjoy listening to Maria Callas from time to timeI only heard her through one of my exes, and now I love her voice.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:16,
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Same here.I have a real soft spot for Hayley Westenra too. Plus she's a hottie, which helps.
Oh, sorry, we're not allowed to say we like the look of a woman on this thread, are we.
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She's rather lovely looking, isn't she?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:31,
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Dark Waltz is a great songand a top-notch Waltz at that
Not just a clever name
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Sonny was one of the first songs by her to move me for a very long time.(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)
It isn't exactly a dream job, but what I would quite like currently would be 1st line tech support, with a view to qualifications and progressionDownside would be dealing with retards pretty much all day, every day, and having to continually repeat the phrase 'Have you turned it on and off again?'
Alt: I'm a big fan of Behemoth, especially the track 'Ov Fire And The Void'. It's odd because I wouldn't normally listen to that sort of stuff, but I just think they're brilliant. They're absolutely astonishingly good live too.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:14,
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I'm 2nd line nowIts way better that 1st line! The 3rd line boys are the lucky ones though, they get to fuck about with remote control helicopters in their massive office and play minecraft all day
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Peej, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:18,
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I saw a screenshot of that the other dayIt simply said "You lost The Game".
What the hell is The Game?
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Seriously?In that case, don't check your facebook for a bit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:39,
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You fucking bastardNow I have to text the missus and advise her of the same. She is not going to be impressed with you, sunshine.
We introduced her sister to The Game a few years ago. She is the single most competitive person I have ever met. She absolutely could not deal with the concept of a game that you can't win. I honestly thought her brain was going to prolapse out of her nose.
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You can expect a torrent of tall blonde dancing abuse (worst of all the abuses)(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)
I WOULD IF I COULDIn all seriousness, it's a running joke between us and several friends, you'll have to take my word for it that it can be a giggle. When stoned.
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Everything is essentially bloody pointlessseeing as you and everyone you know and love will die and one day the sun will supernova taking out the entire solar system
But hey ho we do these things because they're fun.
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Peej, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:47,
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You can stop worrying about your wife then and come down the pub(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:54,
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That explains a lot.I'm far happier single than I ever was in a relationship.
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If it means career progression, it's something I'd want.The only way for me to move anywhere in this company is out of the door, as there's only 2 people in my department.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:23,
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Yeesh.Your brain will turn to mush dealing with idiots. But if it is what you want to do, go for it.
It is bloody hard work sometimes, and if you end up stuck on a service desk like I am... oh dear. I'm doing my best to get to 2nd line for now though.
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I already deal with idiots on a daily basisThem: "Is it you that we order our keycards from?"
Me: "I'll have a look for you. Just to check, do you know what cards you use?"
Them: "Yes, it's CISA, it's on this delivery note. Oh look, your name is on it! Does this mean we've ordered from you before?"
Me: *facepalm*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:30,
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Good question sirFootballer. Don't care what anyone thinks. Getting paid an obscene amount of money to do what you love and you can retire at 35. I think the opportunity may have passed me by however, what with me being unbelievably crap at football.
Alt: Girls Aloud
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session drummeror pro snowboarder
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:19,
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You should all know by now that my dream job is Blacksmithalt: Regulate by Warren G. It's fucking brilliant
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:21,
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That implies we listen to youAnd yes it is, I should've thought of that
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Your beard isn't mighty enough for that yet.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:31,
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I'll add No Diggerty to the mid ninties R&B/Hip Hop appreciation(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:45,
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UnlurkI have my dream job - it's research lecturer position. The good thing about this is that if i can bring in the money i could end up with my own research group and there's a chance i could make professor before i retire.
The down side is that i'm not very good at it! The grant success rates are about 5-30% and they're a nightmare to write :(
I do have plenty of time to lurk on here as a distraction from reading the oh so many papers i need to read though.
Alt - i'll listen to anything really
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The other downside is that you are a Ranga.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:29,
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AhYes, this is distressingly true. I've not heard that term before though.
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I heard it from a friend from Huddersfield.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:33,
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That maybe be so, but it's an aussie term of abuseMy favourite foreign term of abuse is the Spanish for disabled - "sub-normal" in a Spanish accent obviously
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:36,
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Are you Irish rich auburn gingeror freckled, white eyebrowed and get burnt by strip lighting sort?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:33,
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Somewhere in the middleI get burnt in about 10 minutes and have an abundance of freckles but i don't have the proper auburn hair. My son is extra ginger, fluorescently orange hair and skin as pale as snow. I worry about him starting big school, he's cute enough to pull it off at the moment.
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You got AIDS from Tim Minchin(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:35,
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Can anyone explain the appeal of Tim MinchinMaybe I'm getting old, or maybe I just don't get it, or maybe I am too cynical, or maybe I'm right and they are wrong, but why do people find him funny? My brother loves him and went to see him live. I would rather pull my own teeth out.
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Peej, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:49,
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He is quite clever in his humour, but I don't tend to find him funny, aside from one song.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:50,
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He's not funny at all.'Musical comedy' is shit and he's a ranga cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:01,
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He needs to brush his fucking hair(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:03,
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Welcome Bert.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:31,
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OH it's a LADY penguin.I don't spend anywhere near enough time here these days. Except for these days. I'm approaching 17,000, what the fuck have I done with my life?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:35,
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Pffft ok you've got twice as many as me, no offence intended.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:35,
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*awaits some kind of penguin pandatron*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:01,
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WooIt's true. Although i have generally had very little to contribute in the past, just a bit of a rant.
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You are in good company there.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:45,
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Yes, they are a nightmare to write.Success rate is dependent on the field and how well you write them, though. It's not just an arbritrary percentage. You have a lot of control over how likely the success is.
Don't read papers. That's what you have PhD students and postdocs for.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:01,
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Bong tester.Alt: I secretly love 'Theme from Red Dwarf' by Iron Maiden.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:28,
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I'll go with billionaire philanthropistgeneral style of music is something with some passion, be it heavy, fast, deep or beautiful. What I don't like is insipid music without any feeling.
I have a soft spot for Scandinavian pop pixie Robyn
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:30,
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Whose entire output is insipid and devoid of feeling.You cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:31,
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That's the point, the question was for music against your general style fuck nugget(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:32,
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I'd like to own and run an independent cinemaShowing horror triple bills from midnight on Halloween, cheesy 80s action films, quiz nights, fancy dress nights, drinking game nights, a Bill Paxton marathon, silent films with contemporary musical accompaniment, foreign films with 'pick your own font', mystery film night and stuff like that.
I'd imagine it wouldn't last a year before going bust but I'd enjoy it.
Alt: NKOTB
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:33,
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Silent filmsI went to a silent film at the corner house in manchester that had live contemporary music accompanying it. It was very good.
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Something in Manchester worth going to when you're not pissed?I don't believe you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:36,
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The Corner HouseIs actually quite good, they have a fair few decent films on that don't get shown in the bigger places
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is that the one near oxford road station?If so, I used to like going there
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I lived in Manchester for over 10 years and never went there.(
girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:49,
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Should maybe make it the start of a full day bash?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:51,
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh..
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:08,
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me too.If bill clay did indeed set up such a venture, I would take you.
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Can we have salted popcorn and sit at the back.I never sit at the back because I'm always with my nephew when I go to the cinema and that would be wrong.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:47,
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totally.I would do that thing where I pretend to yawn and put my arm round you and squeeze one of your boobs.
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I like MontyWhich is unusual because I don't normally have much time for miserable bastards.
Would any of you like to have a hissy fit with me for not giving your opinions sufficient weight?
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oh me pick me!I believe that the population of stoats is OUT OF CONTROL. Validate me.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:35,
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I imagine a queue will form shortlyYou horrible, insensitive holocaust-denying bastard
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I like Monty tooprobably because I like miserable old bastards and hope to become one over time.
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Peej, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:41,
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I think you've been quite insensitive enough for one week.Search function.
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*lip wobbles**tiny tear appears*
*holds it all together FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:56,
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Good Topic!Hhmmn. My "fantasy" dream job would be a legendary singer-songwriter.
But that ain't gonna happen.
Realistically it would have to be being an Ambassador for the UK to some friendly foreign power.
My favorite band of a genre I dislike? Probably Nirvana, and usually I cannot stand "Grunge" or "Garage".
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Sorry, I can't not be a pedantHow can you be an Ambassador TO the UK and TO some friendly foreign power?
What have Nirvana got to do with Garage? I don't remember Craig David guesting for any of their chart-topping hits?
And lastly, you'll never be a legendary singer-songwriter with that attitude.
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In his defence, it reads 'being an Ambassador FOR the UK to some friendly foreign power'Unless he's ninja'd it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:51,
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He's ninja'd itMy Uncle's a British consul, want me to put in a good word?
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NopeI can assure you I am fine, It's not really my "realistic dream" job, It's just that if I'd blurted out what was I could have had some serious hate come my way.
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nonce isn't really a job(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:57,
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Even worse"Member of the European Parliament"
All the pay and power of an MP, with none of the scrutiny.
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how mind-bogglingly dull(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:59,
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money isn't everythingI get paid well and yet it still doesn't make the work worthwhile.
Don't make the mistake that loads of people make and think that with enough money you won't mind what the actual work entails. You'd be much better off finding out what the job actually means day to day and making your decision based on that.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:07,
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Well I for oneQuite enjoyed my work experience as a primary school teacher.
No nonce jokes plz.
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I went back to my old primary school, it was the last one my Mum taught in before she diedIt was very surreal seeing the same corridors 7 years later, they're tiny!
Plus, the teacher who was in charge of the work experience had taught me as a child, and she was still a complete bitch, a fact I made clear to her.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:10,
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you being a nonce is nothing to joke about.I cannot overstate how important it is to find something you enjoy.
on paper, my job should be great. It's something I'm interested in and good at, but day to day it's basically long periods of boredom interspersed with short bursts of stress and panic.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:12,
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Man, have you not heard Lisa Maffia's version of "Pennyroyal Tea?"Awesome. But I think he thinks he means "Garage Rock" but since Nirvana have about as much to do with Garage rock as I do to competition needlework, he's talking shit. Again.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:54,
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I assumed as muchOn both counts. Maybe Kurt Cobain actually wrote a load of shit songs for So Solid Crew as well as Hole
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Where would be without pednatry, though?I'll tell you where. France, that's where.
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You don't have to be the sharpest tool in the box. Just asked this q to a guy I work with and he said Jean Luc Picard, "You know, off Star Trek". ffs
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I don't understand that.At no point in the series does he make it so that anyone could mistake him for being french.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:24,
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Lucky escape there mateFor a moment I thought you meant our Al. I was literally booking my train ticket to Macc and loading my shotgun.
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yeah, your needlework is strictly for shits and giggles(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:56,
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Fuck me, are you still here?Good effort.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:50,
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Morning sir. Today is short sleeved checked shirt, jeans and deck shoes.WORSHIP ME. I've got a photoshoot tomorrow, what do you think goes well with a blue biological safety lab coat?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:55,
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Deck shoes as it "these are comfy and faithful old shoes"or "look at my trendy two tone deck shoe and mankle combination"?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:58,
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deck shoes as in"things that I use not to fall off the deck of yachts" but no, not two tone. Even I'm not that much of a cock.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:03,
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haha.Since all deck shoes* end up looking like they've been on the wrong end of 100-man bukakke attack eventually anyway it probably doesn't matter...
*that are actually used for the purpose they were designed, anyway
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:10,
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steady, there.tie and socks, maybe. With underpants you can go off-piste.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:58,
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Got The Time is betterInsane bass solo FTW!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:05,
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I'm seeing them in a few weeks timeAnd I have no problems in admitting I don't know any of their songs. I know the titles of one or two, but that's it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:07,
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I could burn you the Moshers: 1986-1991 Greatest Hits if you want?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:09,
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Nah, it's alright.I'm going to get some of their stuff soon anyway, so I can prepare for Sonisphere.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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*brings the noise*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:06,
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one of the best examples of death being good for business ever.cf Michael Hutchence (people seem to forget how mediocre - as best - INXS were), Marc Bolan (3rd rate Quo-style boogie and a stupid Larry the Lamb voice - and he was a fucking midget. In a bad way) etc etc
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:03,
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INXS are bland on their albumsTheir Live Baby Live CD is fucking great though. 100% better live
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:04,
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'100% better dead from wanking in a cupboard', I'd say.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:15,
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Don't forget Biggie SmallsHis death was phenomenally good for his mate Sean's business
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I saw him live once. He wasn't very good.Crag Mack (who was supporting him) was way better.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:12,
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I was utterly fucking perplexed by the posthumous success of B.I.G. and Puff DaddyEven I, who am far from an expert on the technicalities of Hip-Hop, could tell that Mr Wallace could not rap, at all.
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That's not quite fair. He was OK.His records paved the way for r’n’b hooks being acceptable on rap records – something utterly frowned upon as ‘shit and gay’ up until then. With good reason. And for that reason he was a cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:27,
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So it's his fault that Hip-Hop went shit and gay?He is directly to blame for 50 Cent and his talentless ilk?
What a cunt. Let's kill him.
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Elvis. The Doors.
Janis Joplin.
Jimi Hendrix.
Queen.
Death is ALWAYS good for business.
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I thought for a second you were listing people who were shit....(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:10,
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Same, same. None of the survivng members of these bands are sitting in my office waiting for something to happen. Or stuck on a poxy secondment like you.
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Hendrix was not shitand I will kill anyone who says otherwise.
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Peej, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:12,
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Dying younggives him credence he probably wouldn't have got had he survived.
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He had the credence already when he was alive.I concede that had he lived he would have been likely to have gone shit in the 80s but the stuff he was working on when he died suggests the 70s was going to be great for him.
UNDERESTIMATE HOW KEEN I AM ON JIMI HENDRIX AT YOUR PERIL
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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Not like now though. He wasn't revered when he was alive like he is now. Muso's thought he was great and he had commercial success but now he is loved around the world.
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His shows commanded record high ticket pricesand all of the so-called great guitarists of that time (and other respected musicians like Miles Davis) thought he was incredible. People like Pete Townshend and that cunt Clapton shat themselves.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:24,
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My mates Stepdad once jammed with Miles Davis.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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Was that with the original lineup of Marseilles?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:28,
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Nope, he was a roadie, he met Miles Davis, Meat Loaf, and was at the filming of 'Live In Pompeii' with Pink Floyd.Although Neil is gutted, he's been replaced on Art Attack
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:29,
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At least he has your 'brother' to talk to about his disappointment, eh?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:32,
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Well, he's sort of my sister nowHe's refused to change out of the dress this time, and is insisting we all call him Andrea.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:35,
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I think - I THINK - Elvis and Queen were reasonably successful before the deaths happened(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Oh, no questionHowever I would argue that Queen were so consistently successful throughout the 70s and 80s that they could have done without it. Unfortunately May and Taylor decided to majorly coin it in.
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Yeah morning Monty. How are you?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:09,
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So it seems.Another 'bot dog' in the post it is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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Psh, I objectify women all the time. They love it. If they don't they're lesbians.I'd love a bit of objectification, me. To this end, I'm making some CHANGES. I'm getting fit and I'm going to get me some pecs and some abs. And then I'm going to do lots of pointing at stuff over THERE whilst wearing speedos.
This world's too deep and meaningful, I'm going to shallow it the fuck up and dumb it the fuck down.
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Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:02,
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Give yourself a yearjust to manage your expectations
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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Apey's right for onceShifting that last bit of gut and building muscle there takes a lot longer than you'd like to think
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I'm not actually all that bad, really.I've let myself go these last few years, that's all. Working out to the Rocky theme and Eye of the Tiger three times a week, so I'm going to be a vacuous muscle head in no time!
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Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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Good manI maintain that Rocky 3 is one of the most unintentionally homoerotic films ever made. And I know whereof I speak.
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Dream job would be some kind of restaurant criticNice food and drink for free!
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They Might Be Giants
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:08,
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Whilst they might be giants, what they are without any doubt whatsoever is 'SHIT' and 'CUNTS'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:10,
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Expected reply is expected(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:12,
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If you are not Monty or live in his houseThen expected reply is expected. ;-)
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You need to make a little birdhouse in your soul, Monty(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:12,
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not to put too finer point on it.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:16,
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Oh cack.I'm going to be singing this all day now.
I hope you're happy.
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It's getting worse.Still, could be even worse. Could be the Beautiful South.
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If you really want him to FUCK YOU, etc.(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:19,
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You need to make a little grave in your garden,because tonight as you sleep I intend to break into your house and throttle you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:22,
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So far we've got.."burn your house down with you in it" - 19/05/2011
"break into your house and throttle you" - 16/06/2011
Can I use these if I ever write a book?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:27,
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Sure!'Death Threats I Have Received on The Internet' by Bill Clay (IITIMYRN)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:30,
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I was going for dust jacket endorsements but why notIf I join the right kind of forums and say the wrong kind of things I could be onto a winner there.
*checks whether Dave Gorman has already got this covered*
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:33,
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I'm pleased to say I started that meme, I'm not sure I've ever started a meme before.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:33,
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