You definitely can't come on

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Why?
Are you discriminating against me? I noes me rites.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

"And what do you do, (insert real name here)?"
"I fist Reverends Dermot"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Not for a living, you mong - just pleasure.
Anyway, maybe Fister is my surname, and Reverend is my er...rank.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

The batsman's Fister, the bowler's Willey?
Oh if that were true
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

You deviant, sir.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Where are all the bowlers with amusing surnames?
They have all but disappeared from modern cricket. I blame Twenty20.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Deed poll is a terrible thing
I think there was a guy who played for Leics called Humpage. Sounds like one of those olde worlde words.

"And verily, there was much Humpage at the royal feast."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)