Try Netto's
You might find it a little more palatable. The local alkys say it goes down nicely with two day old pizza found in the gutter.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

sounds right up my street.
i'll check it out ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Try their rat-poison too
Look at the recommended dosage and try to remember that you're bigger than a rat.

And there's plenty of gutter-leavings lying up your street. The council can't sweep it because you're always lying in the way.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)