There is no "nice" part of Bratford.
But I guess it's "nicer" than Barrow?
That could be Bratford's new strapline.
"Bratford, it's nicer than Barrow"
Yeah, think I'll send them that by carrier pigeon. At least that way some poor malnourished soul will get a meal...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 23:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Fuck off Sunshine
At least I grew up in a proper town.

"Oh oh. We are Carlisle and the Government tells us what to do."

You're a fucking disgrace to the North. Manchester is better than you sorry losers.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I'd rather be a disgrace than live in Bratford ;)
Nighty night, sweetcheeks xxx
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 23:33, Reply)

I live here in style because I can
You live there in poverty because you can't.

Sweet dreams of my life, duckduck.

xxx
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 23:40, Reply)