2 days on the sauce to celebrate a wedding.
The wedding was good, the food was good and the wet weather didn't put the mockers on things.

I'm shattered now though. Oh, Monty. Sorry to say that I never bothered buying a lottery tickets, so I won't be getting you the George costume.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

DAMN YOU TO HELL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Let's be honest though.
How often would you have worn it.

Once - at a push - before getting cheesed off with people following you, looking for great lager.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

No way - I'd wear it all the time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

In that case
I'll be sure to buy a ticket next Friday or whenever the next Euro lottery draw is.

And then insist, should I win of course, that you post a picture every day of you in your George outfit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)

No problem.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)

If I win, I'll hold you to that.
*Prays for lottery win*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I've got a Polish wedding coming up at some point
I'm the best man. Apparently I'm not allowed to refuse any drinks offered to me for three days straight. This will not end well.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)