*continues pandering from previous thread*
Chickenlady would fucking walk it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Your missus must be an understanding woman to put up with all your peacocking.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)

not to mention all the cocksucking

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I try to limit myself
to one dropped gauntlet per post.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)

You can learn much from this one, Vipros

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

no I can't

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

There are good things about being my girlfriend
Not that I have the first fucking clue what they are, but there sort of must be. Law of averages.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Perhaps she just has terribly low self-esteem.
Underneath the sequins and self-tan, she's probably crying.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Hahaha
She actually doesn't, that was my first guess too. I've sort of decided that pointing out all the downsides to going out with me to her is likely a bad move.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:42, Reply)