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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well this made me laugh.
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/jun/20/dating-website-beautiful-people-members

I wonder how many b3tan made the cut? My guess is very few.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:12, 96 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm beautiful on the inside

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)
I'm beautiful on the outside
and a monster on the inside.

Actually, not that beautiful. I'm good looking, though. Well, I'm alright.

The monster bit is true, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)
I DON'T FANCY YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)
I just want to be loved :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
I hope you were responsible for the hack.
Putting uglies on a site for the beautiful would have taken 'trolling' to a new level.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)
No :(
I did see this person yesterday, they allow her out of her cage on a Sunday it would appear
www.nhs.uk/Livewell/facialdisfigurement/Pages/VictoriaWright.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
That's not real. Chinny reck-on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Jimmy Hill!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)
The obvious question is,
if they're really so beautiful, why have they got to resort to a dating website?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)
You make a very good point.
Maybe they've spent so much time making themselves look lovely, they've overlooked the personality.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
It's comforting to think
that although they might be far more rugged and beautiful than me on the outside, their personality (or "inner beauty") offers about as much sex appeal as Simon Weston's face.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)
If so few are accepted
I think the odds of having someone up to standard in your area are slim. They've prolly all got private jets though.

Or are Swedish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)
*spluffs*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Because, like me, they are very shallow
and crave attention from the sexies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
Depends on their standards
There's a few hotties on here, if every regular signed up at least a couple will make the cut.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)
that's decent of you to say

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)
Lies on the internet
I've seen bash photos that i cannot unsee
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Ive been to bashes,
there are a number of beautiful b3tans just... let's face it not many.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Wasn't Madame Marlboro easy on the eye?
I neve met her, or indeed any b3tans, but this is what I've been led to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
yep shes very hot.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)
They must shy away from the camera

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
all the lurkers are hot as well.
*winks at lurkers*
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)
We need B3tan Hot or Not back

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Everybody's pictures are probably still up there
I've repeatedly tried to delete my profile from last time and got absolutely nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:42, Reply)
I think I found some fat men

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)
They're all a bunch of uggos.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)
you told me you wanted to smash crows back doors in.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)
*continues pandering from previous thread*
Chickenlady would fucking walk it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Your missus must be an understanding woman to put up with all your peacocking.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)
not to mention all the cocksucking

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)
I try to limit myself
to one dropped gauntlet per post.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)
You can learn much from this one, Vipros

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)
no I can't

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)
There are good things about being my girlfriend
Not that I have the first fucking clue what they are, but there sort of must be. Law of averages.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Perhaps she just has terribly low self-esteem.
Underneath the sequins and self-tan, she's probably crying.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Hahaha
She actually doesn't, that was my first guess too. I've sort of decided that pointing out all the downsides to going out with me to her is likely a bad move.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Haha, that's out of order to say you should put Applebite's face on Kitty's body and give the frankstine creation the personailty of Kristine and the morels of Chickenlady.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)
stop trying to get me into trouble.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Dude, I don't care what you say, Berk is fit, she would totally get it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)
are you calling me a butterface?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)
and perosonality and morals.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)
oh no one cares about those things

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)
I have no idea what Chompy is implying.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Are you a prawn?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Tasty body, but you've got to get rid of the head...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)
I thought you were calling me south african

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)
I would never be that rude!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)
I fucking love prawn heads, dip a chip in there and get all the brian juices out, fucking lush.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Oh, would you look at that
I've just projectile vomitted over my boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)
It's the best bit, seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)
I have no problem with that site at all, but that article is quite funny
No way they'd let me in though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)
If it makes you feel any better, I don't imagine they'd let me join either.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)
I don't care if they wanted me or not, I'm happy the way I am
I don't care for peopel moaing about the site, if that's how they want to live their lives than let them.

the last paragraph is astonishing though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)
Which bit.
The paying money for professional pictures, or the use of photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Photoshop, but the pictures is just the start I guess
up next massive surgeries!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)
It looks like a site for how Apprentice contestants see themselves

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)
I'm sure they'd have me,
however the day I think I should use a dating website is the day I shoot myself in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)
I'm pretty sure there is an age limit, try this instead
www.ondeathsdoorandhornydating.com
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)
I'll try that if you try this:
assistedsuicide.org/blog/2006/02/06/how-to-contact-dignitas-in-switzerland/

Deal?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Deal, although I'm more of a blaze of glory sort of chap
so falling asleep in a little Swiss house in an industrial estate may not be good value
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)
He's right,
Monty with his face blown off is still more socially acceptable than many B3tans.

he gave me a fiver to say this
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Why do you think Kurt Cobain has been so popular since he died?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)
ha I love the bit that says they dumped 5,000 people for getting fat over christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)
"Merry Christmas you filthy animal...and a happy new year"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)
I kind of like the sound of this site
it's got a sort of aggressive, fascistic vacuity to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)
It texts you if you go in to a McDonalds asking
"Are you sure? Don't want to become a fatty do you?"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)
"you know what'll happen if you become a fatty, don't you?"
I find it hard not to respect a site like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)
I enjoyed the honesty of the head honcho guy saying
"we can't just sweep 30,000 ugly people under the carpet" and "we became suspicious when large numbers were approved over a 6 week period, many of whom were no oil painting"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)
ha I just lolled at
"the unfortunate people who were wrongly admitted to the site and believed, albeit for a short time, that they were beautiful"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Applying to be a member of this site must be a lot like auditioning for the X-Factor.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)
I'm half-tempted to try out.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
For the beautiful people dating site or are you planning on singing in front of Simon Cowell?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)
For the dating site.
But only half.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Same

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)
If you got accepted it would be the ultimate in Internet validation.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)
My thoughts exactly
But I know full well I won't be, I'll be happy if even 1 person approves!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)
You should do it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Send in your tranny photo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Already done it with a decent photo of me
If I get a chance later on, I'll set up a profile for a woman with the tranny pic of me, as per Ape's suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I like this.
Updates please.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Shall do

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Do you have to write a profile to go with your photo
Or do they judge you purely on how they think you look?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)
According to that article
Whether you own a house, income etc. Material worth rather than personality.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Wow!
And there was me thinking they couldn't be anymore shallow.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I've kept net worth hidden
And the job title on the tranny pic is 'Queen Bee'.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

"The site posts applicants' photographs alongside information about their weight and height and ask candidates to describe their "body type" as well as whether they own a car or home along with their zodiac sign."
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)
You have to tell them your measurements, height, weight, hair colour, eye colour, body type, etc

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I'd like to get the email addresses of people that I know that think they're beautiful
and then send the application in for them
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Funny right up until the point that they get accepted.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)
unlikely

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)
"We're offering counselling as you can't just abandon 30.000 people"
"but we're still not letting them on our site, the pug-ugly fatties."
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)
He said something like "the least accepted group is British men
"which I find a bit of a kick in the teeth because I'm a British man"

But you know, whatever, he's in so he's alright, Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
No it's the Irish
Britain is still dire though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)
I don't know about you but this sort of snobbery really appeals to me
Alas, I am no watercolour, never mind oil painting.

I would actually kill to become a member.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
You are a spastic child's crayon drawing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)
That has been very poorly coloured in.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)

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