Yeah, well I'm screwing my tennis coach
and he gets free tickets, so... I can picture message you from centre court if you like.

Besides, if you weren't such a pansy you'd get yourself down to one of the numerous proper bashes that go on.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

If TC behaves will you let him take you (up the) number 2 court?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Meh
old news.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Sorry berk. It wasn't funny months ago.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

It does worry me slightly that you keep asking whether I have had happy analfuntimes
if I say yes, will you stop speculating?
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)

No.
It was only because you posted that 'I did something I never thought I'd do' thing the other week that there has been speculation.

I won't mention it again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Oh yeah
That actually makes it significantly more likely. In which case I hope you have a fucking awesome time :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)