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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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With the OT quiz team taking shape (4 queers and a dancer) or whatever they are calling themselves.
Now is a great time to see just how good they are.

Post your trivia questions and useless facts and see if team OT can answer them without using Google (I fully expect them to cheat).

Alt: If you had to go on one gameshow, which one would you go on and why.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:59, 427 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Which national team won the first FIFA world cup?

(888777555, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Venezuela, wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Unfortunately that is incorrect.

(888777555, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I will not answer this cunts questions.
because he is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)
are we still on that?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)
well I am, don't know about anyone else.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I'm concerned that if you do go on Eggheads and decide you don't like the host, you might not win with that attitude.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I like Dermot, and the other fella.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Uruguay

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Are you calling FreeFail a poof?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Homer Simpson lols

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
hehehehe

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
^ What he said

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Yes, correct.

(888777555, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
That was my second guess.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)
What makes Swindon Town unique amongst the 92 league teams?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)
B

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I need more information than that Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I need options, if I don't know I will have to make an educated guess
this is a shit simulator.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Fair enough. Future questions will be multiple choice.
The answer to the Swindon Town question though, is that it's the only league club with none of the letters of the word 'mackerel' in it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)
what's that white bit that's under your fingernail at the base?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)
cuticle?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)
dried spunk

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Something like luna or lunelle

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)
lunula
well done Roota
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Damn. I knew it was moonish but I didn't want to cheat

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I never would've known it even had a name, if I hadn't ran across the fact randomly

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Who is the British man widely credited for the invention of the modern internet?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Tim Berners-Lee

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Oh I see, like that is it?
In mechanics, what is the function of an overdrive?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
to make it go fast

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
+er

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I'm sorry Boss, but I have to take your first answer...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Fucksticks

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
shame it's wrong eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
something to do with gearing it so it will be most efficient

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
If you're actually interested
It's a module that connects to the gearbox containing a second clutch and a rotary gear that effectively steps up the gear ratios by a third, leading to a higher road speed relative to the engine.

So BK was essentially correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
*pulls shirt over head*
*runs around room*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I thought that it meant that you couldn't reach your highest speed
but was generally more efficient for higher speeds
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Well it would be more efficient for higher speeds
Because by maintaining 70mph, you could drop your engine speed by a third. It also means that if you engage it at 70mph and maintain engine speed, your road speed would be a third faster.

Edit: None of this explains why they didn't just chuck a fifth cog in the box like they do now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I despute that the function of it is to make you go faster

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Nevertheless, that is its effect.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
that wasn't the question though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Which football league teams' pitch is the highest above sea level in the U.K?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Oldham
(Is my guess)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Thinking about it.
Is it the Baggies? I'm sure I've heard this question before.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)
That's what I heard too.
Not sure if I believe it myself, only a few miles up the road and It doesn't strike me as being very far above anywhere else
(888777555, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I initially said Oldham as everytime I've been to Boundary Park it has been beyond windy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
considering the fact you are never more than 70 ish miles from the coast in this country
logic dictates that it's going to be somewhere in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Unless it's on a clifftop.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
yes b3th but only a doris would build a football stadium up a bloody mountain!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Everton FC
(when we play Subbuteo in my auntie's high-rise flat)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Don't know
Let me ask our self-proclaimed sport expert.

Bobby? Which football league team's pitch is the highest above sea level in the UK?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
West Bromwich Albion
about 550 feet
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Cheers mate
Bobby? Is that right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Hang on, Yep, I can confirm that is right.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I'm not surprised
If I was located in or near Birmingham I'd try to get as far away from it as possible too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
They have more than 275* supporters
*Give or take the odd mong/visiting ex-wife of Paul McCartney
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I know this, I'm not sure if I should answer

(888777555, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
just answer
ignore bobby acting like an arse. he can't help it, because he's a massive arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
The Hawthorns ground of West Brom Albion.

(888777555, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
What makes Hull City unique amongst the 92 league teams?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
You can't colour in any of the letters! :)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I knew this one!
We had that as a quiz question a few weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Well strictly speaking you could colour in the letters
but there are no areas within the letters to fill in, but I knew what you meant.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Their kit
It's fucking horrible
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
who gives a shit about football?
answer: I certainly don't, you twats
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
What sort of question do you want Vipros.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Someone ask this moody cow a science question
Someone who knows or gives a shit about science, i.e. not me.

Oooh, I know - why do the wires of my headphones get tangled up in knots if I lay them out flat in a drawer?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
if I knew that about the wires then I would be a rich rich man
edit: my theory is that it is either aliens or some kind of bacteria
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I like the aliens one
It implies that they exist, but are not only benign but also possessed of a bastardly sense of humour. Basically, that aliens are among us and probably post on B3ta
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Because absolutely everything in your house is bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
This is very amusing
*produces Eggheads team list*

Vipros
Berk
Agnostic Antichrist
Boss Keloid
Bobby Pires
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Noooooooo!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Fear my strikethroughs of doom!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
*fears*

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
because when your boyfriend is grappling about in the dark looking for some lube he messes them up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
do you put other things in the drawer?
is the drawer opened and closed for reasons other than to obtain the wires?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
String theory innit
something to do with anything that can get tangled will get tangled because it's lower entropy.*



*NB, I have completely made this up. But I do remember having a lecture on string theory at uni and it sounds like a reasonable explanation for tangled headphones to me.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
New plan
I'll ask the Eggheads themselves my question, you make them look stupid with a fully fleshed out argument based on this and they'll be so flummoxed that they won't notice B3th kicking the living shit out of CJ
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
The trick is to lie convincingly
my ability to do so, and to back up my argument, has given our quiz team the winning point on several occasions. Well twice, anyway.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I shall be mindful of this next Wednesday

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I'm terribly sorry about this
but I'm going to have to cancel - I'm being whisked away to Wimbledon for the day, all expenses paid etc...
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
That is the most unlikely and impressively elaborate bullshit excuse for not meeting me I've ever heard

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Yeah, well I'm screwing my tennis coach
and he gets free tickets, so... I can picture message you from centre court if you like.

Besides, if you weren't such a pansy you'd get yourself down to one of the numerous proper bashes that go on.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
If TC behaves will you let him take you (up the) number 2 court?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Meh
old news.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Sorry berk. It wasn't funny months ago.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)
It does worry me slightly that you keep asking whether I have had happy analfuntimes
if I say yes, will you stop speculating?
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
No.
It was only because you posted that 'I did something I never thought I'd do' thing the other week that there has been speculation.

I won't mention it again.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Oh yeah
That actually makes it significantly more likely. In which case I hope you have a fucking awesome time :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Correct, have a cuddly toy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Can quantum mechanics and general relativity be realized as a fully consistent theory (perhaps as a quantum field theory)?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
where was Kelly Slater born?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
hopefully the answer is Coco Beach
otherwise I know nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
cocoa beach so fail.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
lame

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
ok one more.
Which famous surfer found a father when surfing as a small boy and went on to pioneer being towed into bigger waves by boats then jet skis.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
stab in the dark
Laird Hamilton
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
bingo!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Out of your Mum's cunt
or Hawaii
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
In a hospital.
If you want me to be more specific, I'd say in a maternity ward.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
why is coffee so delicious?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
trick question
it fucking isn't
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Other people's coffee smells nice.
But in real life, anything above instant coffee tastes liek rancid bitter pissy cacky cack.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Coffee is one of those weird things i lovethe smell of
but don't really enjoy drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
this, same with hot piss.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
You love the smell of hot piss?
You are weird.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
this. gross.
but I do like the smell of gasoline
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I don't really...
honest guv.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
yup

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
how instant are we talking?
like coffee machine instant?
or putting the grounds in your cup and adding water instant?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Granules in a cup,
Not grounds though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
same difference
ew
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Really?
Coffee grounds aren't freeze-dried instant granules are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
haha not same thing
same difference
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
it is if you only have it once in a while

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Because of the secret ingredient
which is to say, CRACK.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Why do birds suddenly appear?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Because you have WORMS

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Pan pipes innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
just like me they long to be close to you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Because you've been hit over the head by an ACME brand frying pan?

(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Because she threw all her food away, what did she expect?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I love this one

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Stale bread

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Entomology is the study of:
a. The gut
b. Insects
c. Hormones
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
insects

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Insects
Guts is enterology.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
And endocrinology is hormones innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Yup!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
You should totally be on our team too, Sis.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Well I survived your dad's quiz when I first visited them so I must be ok!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Ah, but
If we go on telly proclaiming to be FROM THE INTERNET with three girls on the team, we'll be accused of lying on our application form
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Three girls
A nonce, and a bender.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Don't call Keloid a nonce

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Darth - put Roota on The List.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I'll balls it up.
Go on without me, save yerselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Yup.
10 internet points to you, Madame.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Ta!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
bugs and shit

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Shit is crapologism, actually

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I meant shit in a cool slang way, not actually turds.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
TURDD

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

*recoils from past memories*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Insects.
My dad used to be an amateur one.
Entomologist, not insect.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Insects innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Political trivia anyone?
How many seats did the Thatcher lead Conservative party win in 1983. I'll give ten each way.
What percentage of the popular vote did Tony Blair's Labour Party win in 1997? I'll give one each way. (not including abstainers from voting)
(888777555, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
187 seats
31%
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
You were right about the popular vote if you include non voters.

(888777555, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
How can you include non-voters?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
You were right in terms of how many eligible voters voted, including those eligible but non voting, if you get my drift.

(888777555, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
which football team lost both the 1974 and 1978 world cup finals?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Nottingham Forest?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
It has to be, doesn't it, considering who's asking.
Or Spurs.

EDIT: ohhhh. WORLD Cup Final.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Excellent logic both of you
Who won the 1898 and 1959 FA Cup Finals?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Accrington Stanley?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
who are they?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
points deducted for no attempt at accent

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
WILL TRY HARDER NEXT TIME.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Needs MOAR regional accent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
oo are dey?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Exakkly!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Iggggzacccccchhhhhleee!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Gimme sum!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
NO
Nottingham Forest OBVIOUSLY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Oh man
who woulda thought?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I remember it like it was yesterday

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Holland
I assume you mean World Cup?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
yup, good spot!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Holland
1974 saw Johan Cruyff, in his only World Cup, unlucky not to lead a great team to victory against hosts Germany, powered by the goals of Gerd Muller, who held the record for most goals scored in World Cup finals with 14 until Ronaldo broke it.

1978 saw Argentina's new Junta government apply enormous pressure to FIFA and the referee, making it apparent that the host nation would be winning at all costs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Kempes was a bit good though in all fairness

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Oh yeah, totally
But nonetheless, it was made apparent to the referee that if he wanted to avoid a mass riot and lots of death, he should keep playing until Argentina scored
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Edward Woodward?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Not now sadly.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Edward Woodward has the most ridiculous sounding name if you take the 'D's out
Ewar Woowar lols.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
His death was announced to me that way

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
enough to kill and bury you you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
WDC-defined Competition Dances
Name the five International Standard Ballroom dances?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Dunno

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
FFS.
There's no helping some queers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Hahaha
Waltz
Tango
Viennese Waltz
Foxtrot
Quickstep

which is also the order they would be danced in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
*gives massive kiss*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
*slips the tongue*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I think you'll find it's more appropriate to throw flowers.
Or is that ice skating?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Silly Jeff
You can't throw ice skating.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
You can if it's in Swansea and Andre Marriner referees

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
*massive guess*
Foxtrot, Waltz, Samba, Limbo and the Lambada.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
10 points for Limbo.
2/5.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I'd go with
Foxtrot, waltz, quickstep, cha cha cha, macarena.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
10 points for Macarena.
See above for correct answer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Cha Cha Cha is a Latin dance
along with Samba, Rumba, Paso Doble and Jive.

You cheeky sod.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
gay
gayer
gayer still
gayest
anal prolapse
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
are you still annoyed?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
no but it's ballroom innit.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
have you gotten your dates?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
October the 2oth I think we fly out

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
which country did Bruce Grobbelar represent at international level?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Sith Ifrikka?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Zimbabwe

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
good work! Roota fell into the trap.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I really thought he was South African

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
so do most people hence the awesomeness of the Q

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Well done

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
He was from Zimbabwe wasn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
He answered 3,333 trivia questions to earn a guiness world record

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
One for B3th
Who scored Scotland`s only goal at the 1996 European football championships?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Justin Currie!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Did we score in Euro 96?
All I can remember is Gary McAllister and the moving ball of death.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Hendry?
Nah, it was a penalty and the ball moved whilst he ran up?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Trick question, Scotland don't play football

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Oh, you great hairy poof!
You wait, mate. You just fucking wait.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I bet FreeFair can't remember the last time they played at a competitive tournament

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I imagine he's more intested in rugger
and leaves the association football to the proles.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Obvious edit is obvious
r +b
+y
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Ally McCoist.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
What is triskaidekaphobia?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Fear of the number 13!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Fear of the number 13
*edit* Beaten to the buzzer!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
What is pognophobia?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Fear of beards?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Correct!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Hoopla!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
^this
I have no fear of them, but I greatly distrust men with them.

Which usually covers my brother and my husband.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I don't fear them.
I just don't like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
charming

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
wanking material

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Pogonophobia, I thought?

(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
me too
and I should know
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
What is the technical (binomial) name of the common magpie?
and for extra points, describe the disease that shares the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Michael Jackson disease
doesn't matter if you're black and/or white.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Is it Corvus?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I believe this is a family of birds that includes, rooks and ravens

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Ahh, was a complete guess anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Avian Minstralius pikeyium

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Toon Army.
Extra: A love of brown ale.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Kleptos
Stealing shiny things.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I had to google the name
but the disease is the craving to eat non foodstuffs during pregnancy, eg coal or chalk.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Magpies are my favourite birds
and the name is hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Hah
magpies shoot lightning from their cheeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I did not know that was their latin name
it makes them sound like a type of pokemon.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Ooh, and it also happens in some cases of anaemia.
I found it when I was convinced I had anaemia. I used to love convincing myself I was ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
That's one of the great pitfalls of studying the biological sciences
you're permanently convinced you have this, that or the other weird symptom which means you have this, that or the other weird disease. I convinced myself I had a myelodysplastic syndrome once.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
What unfortunate 'accident' did Gary Lineker have at World Cup 1990?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
He was from Leicester?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Broke his arm. Still played on though.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
That was 1986

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
when did he piss on the pitch?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
he crapped himself!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Which Reese was in legaly blonde
and was recently stabbed?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
witherknife.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
With a KNIFE?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Name the actor Lance Henriksen shoots in Dog Day Afternoon
Alt: Bullseye, but only if they brought back Jim Bowen. I want a speedboat and a bendy bully.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
John Cazale?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Correct

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Which footballer has scored in all divisions, a european cup final, an fa cup final and was only capped for their country last year?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Robert Earnshaw?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
nope, I just rang my mate to double check the wording of the question and he assures me it's fine.
Keep guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Somebody whose country only got into international football in 2010?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
nope

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
As if Bob Earnshaw has been anywhere near a European Cup final
He's scored hat-tricks in all divisions, both domestic cups and internationally.

Am stumped by Bobby's question actually
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
my mate asked us this a few weeks ago and only two of us got it.
It took me about 15 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
It must be someone who only got citizenship for their country recently or something
Nani?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
nope
so close first time.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Is it a trick question?
Is the cap for cricket or something?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
nope,
do you want the nationality, will that help?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Let's think about this
They've played in all the English divisions, so they either play for an English club to have recently made a Champions League final or recently transferred to either Barcelona or Inter Milan.

Nope, still no clue
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
english player, english club

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Capped for England last year?
Or English by birth but defected?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
capped

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
So this is someone who scored in a Champions League final for an English club, gained English citizenship and was capped by England in 2010
Vladimir Smicer. That's the only name it possibly can be. But it's not.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
You said champions league, I said european cup final.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1246516
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Well done our kid
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
It's not Bobby Zamora, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
yes mate!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
would that be the same Bobby Zamora who was released by Bristol Rovers as he wasn't good enough?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
they dropped a bollock there.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Forest rejected Andy Cole because he wasn't up to snuff
Although he eventually proved them right. Also Shaun Wright-Phillips, who admits that being chucked by Forest gave him the kick up the arse he needed to concentrate on his game
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
bingo.
two points, that man. At least, I assume so, that would have been my answer.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
The Common Cormorant is also know by which name?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
brian

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Fishy black bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Pike?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
The myth says it's a Shag
but in reality they are two different birds
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
That's right
The one you'd like to shag and the one you'd take home to your mother.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
It does lay its eggs in a paper bag though

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
What was Mickey Mouse originally called?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Mortimer

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Yes. Well done.
What is Donals Duck's middle name?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Dave

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Fuck, I know this
No I don't. Richard Nixon's was Milhouse though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
It's a name that would suit you....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
it has come to me but too much time has passed fro me not to have googled it so I shan't answer.
Oh Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Oh, go on.
We all trust you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Fauntelroy

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
This is indeed correct.
You definitely have to be on telly with us.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Quendo?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Willy

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Mortimer Mouse in Steamboat Willy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
BOLZ

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I'll bet Darth would love to steamboat Willy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
motorboat, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Surnames of the actors that played the Magnificent Seven?
(will allow with seven).
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Borgnine, Dexter, Bucholdst, McQueen, Brynner, Wagner, Bronson?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
One wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Was it Robert Vaughan instead of Wagner?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Oh yeah, two wrong then including that one

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
You are no Anne Robinson Bill Clay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Trudat

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Balls
Robert Vaughan and James Coburn
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Wagner was that cunt from that singing show I don't like.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
wasn't Robert Wagner the one in Hart to Hart?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
The dog in Hart to Hart was called Freeway.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Married to Mrs H I believe.
She's gwargeous!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Max lolz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Brynner, McQueen, Buccholz, Bronson, Vaughn, Dexter, Coburn.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Who has won more acting Oscars than anyone else EVAH?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
IS it Batman?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Vipros thinks you're spicey.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
What does that even mean?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
generally pleasant
but if not careful it will fuck you up
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Can only be handled with lots of beer?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I approve of this

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
it came about because clendrix said you like variety
I said "spice of life etc." and she said you are spicy. I thought it was a good description.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I love Clendrix

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I recently get the impression that she disapproves of me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Maybe you should stop being
a whiny, smug, drug addict in denial then
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I've stopped denying it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
also, I've tried to tone down the smug.
Guess that didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I'd guess Katherine Hepburn

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Spot on sir, four Academy Awards to her name
Bonus point for the runner up, with three
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Jack Nicholson?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Casper Van Dien

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Played
Lastly, name three people who have two acting Oscars to their names.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Tom Hanks
Jimmy Stewart
ummmm..... pass on the third.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
The Rock
Nicolas Cage
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Yes, yes (although I was thinking of people who could still equal Jack ideally, Jimmy might be hard pushed to do so)
Also Denzel Washington, Kevin Spacey, Jason Robards (also unlikely to grab a third), Hilary Swank, Robert De Niro, Sally Field, Jodie Foster and probably some others I can't remember
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Spider-Man?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Some obscure sound or SFX guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Psst - he said 'acting' Oscars.
I'm guessing that means it's an on-screen talent.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
piss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
That would be my guess too.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Steven Segal
He'll take you to the bank...the blood bank
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Who was the first Simpsons character to die in a storyline?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Maude Flanders?

(888777555, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Oh bless you
that's not even close.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
You're deleting posts again, you div.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Roota will sniff you out from 100 miles away

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I can't be arsed with the soft cunt
It's going back on ignore now.
Deleting like a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
What did he delete?
Something overtly contraversial?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
bleeding gums murphy?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
this has my vote

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Scratchy?
Itchy?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Santa's Little Helper 1

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Snowball

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Darth's favourite drink?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
"Do you want a flake in that love?"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
he likes Boddingtons?
what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
For ale drinkers who don't like ale

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
My nan used to drink those
She also used to buy me two halves of bitter instead of a pint, because gilrls shouldn't drink pints.

Bless.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Name the Roman general who lost three legions to Arminius in the battle of Teutoburg Forest in 9AD, the single worst defeat in Roman history at that point.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Oo.
Is that a bit early for Pompey? Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Publius Quinctilius Varus

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Well done Google, I mean Apers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Actually i knew-ish, but checked the spelling
As lets be honest, my English isn't great so latin names might be a step too far
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I have a feeling it was something like Armenius
More accurately, I know that this name was associated with the battle and assume he was Roman cos it sounds it.

I know, brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
You spanner. Arminius - referred to in the question - was German, and was the victor.
He is a source of history nerd-lols as he is 'Herman the German'. He is still regarded as something of a national hero to the Boche.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Hey, that wasn't bad!
I'm chuffed I was even in the ballpark, frankly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
That's not the sort of park you're usually in...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
That's just what me and the sisters call any park with a lot of balls in

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
It's a pretty apt name for hamstead heath.
/'noon.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Don't I know it, darling
Wotcha squire
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
At least you didn't just Google it like that cunt Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I am a quiz purist, Monty
Plus I seriously doubt the Beeb will let us use internet phones on Eggheads, so cheating gets us nowhere
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Oi, you take that back!
Smearing my good name all over the internet, it's a fucking liberty
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Did you put some clothes on, then?
I missed the memo on that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Yeah, got cold

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
No idea. But I'll bet Doctor Who was in the background, pulling the strings as it were.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Pulling the strings
the new name for wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Dunno
Cannae was far worse
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
The internet says you are right
and that the battle of Arausio in 105BC was evern worst in terms of Romans killed.

Perhaps I should have said 'most humiliating defeat'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Carrhae was a fucking disaster

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Was it that Pyrrhus chap?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
No, he won
Just at an immense cost. Hence the term 'pyrrhic victory'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Who wrote and performed the first rock opera?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
That's right.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Not so.
The Pretty Things.

SF Sorrow predates Tommy by a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
The Whom

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Was it Hawkwind by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Wagner

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Monty Boyce, aged 13, only available to watch in his mum's basement

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Emerson Stranglewank the Third.
also, good afternoon Monters.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Fucking hell, it's
MIIIIIGHTERRRRRRRS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
It is
I've just got back from Glasgow and nobody stabbed me. RESULT.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
That's almost unheard-of good fortune.
Did you have a munchy box?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
I was only there for 2 hours
so no.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Crystal Maze
Best 'gameshow' ever, and the most expensive. However, I would change it a wee bit, to the....

Crystal Meth Maze.

Basically get 6 random punters mad stupefied on Meth and set them a series of challenges. These could include...being quiet for 3 minutes, scab picking and retrieving insects from under their own skin.

How could it fail?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
I'm in.
A friend of mine had the time of his life on that stuff in Las Vegas. He was in a strip club for over 24 hours without noticing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
bet he noticed when he checked his bank balance afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Yup, he spent a fucking fortune.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
I'm intrigued as to what he didn't notice?
just that he was in a strip club?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
That 24 hours had passed since he went in there.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
that is pretty impressive
I was going to ask ... didn't it close at some point? but then I saw the word "Vegas"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Breakfast strippers must be a sight to behold

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I wonder if he would have noticed
if he'd been made to suck off a fat sweaty businessman to get drinks money.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
lack of advertising revenue and having Keith Chegwin present naked

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
If Iraq was Mesopotamia,
and Istanbul was Constantinople, what was Iceland?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Norseland

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Bejams

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
funny and correct.
a double-whammy.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Internet validation!
I win!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
there is no higher honour.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
well played.
The old ones are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Vinland

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Is that where new cars are registered?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

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