some bloke made a joke about football at the celtic fest
but it was so lame I can't remember what it was
I know it involved dancing

the next hour will involve coffee drinking, once it cools down from lava temp, posting here, researching things and making a chart probably

alt: shape? probably farfalle
I don't like eating them though
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

ever since you said you worked in a garage
I picture you in a white vest and dungarees covered in oil, holding a wrench and doing that "oh I'm so hot and sweaty I need a diet coke" thing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

"I'd love to get my hands on your throttle body *eyebrow waggle*"
That kind of thing?
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

haha yeah
and something about taking you for a ride and checking out your engine.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Let's see what you've got going on under the hood.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

She could grease my differential any time.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

you want me to lube your rear end?
kinky
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Grease me where my torque converts to drive.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I'll pump your clutch

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

You've blown my gasket baby
I have fluids pissing out over the driveway.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I hope you haven't warped the head

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I think I've bent a conrod.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)

my exhaust pipe is steaming hot

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I'm usually an inlet manifold man
but, sure, when in Rome!
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)

my car euphamisms are all taken from Rihanna's Shut Up and Drive
so I have no idea what y'all are talking about.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I like that you've said y'all just there
It really revs me up
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I was feeling a bit 'hood
must be all that grill talk from before
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Ha hood and grill are both car things
I'm well clever.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)

diet coke makes me feel like I have a uti

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

that's why I drink it
living on the edge.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

you rebel

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)