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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How many calories are in a cherry?
This is a serious question which will determine whether or not I move this bag of cherries my workmate bought in away from my desk
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:30, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Fuck all.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)
It's a fruit.
Fruits are lightweight. You should know this, of all people.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Very good. Subtle enough, in fact, for me to think you were paying my general knowlege skills a compliment.
Then I remembered where I was
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I have a gift for cruelty.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Give it to Oxfam instead

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Do you not understand the concept of Google?
You'll use more calories moving a cherry than eating one.
And even more if you ever lose your own.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Masturbation burns loads and is less effort in the long run
I could've Googled it but am lazy and bored
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Well OK - from a b3tan this is an acceptable defence.

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Cheers
It also seems to have proven a surprisingly effective conversation starter. Who says calorie counting is just for fatties and dickheads?

Oh
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Not many, but lots of sugar I suspect

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

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