and that's why you mah dawg

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Next time you have a barbecue
Get some nice fresh bananas, leave the skin on and slice down one side of it. Stuff the banana with chocolate wrap it in foil and place in on the barbecue until the chocolate melts and the banana is warm.

Barbecued chocolate bananas. DONE!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:58, Reply)

haaaawwwwwwwwwww

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)

What does that mean?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:01, Reply)

She's calling you a prostitute.
What you should also try is injecting bananas with a rum syrup through the skin and then barbecuing them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Curried banana is a fantastic salad dish

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)

something like "omg"

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)

That still doesn't say if you approve or are disgusted with the thought of barbecued 'nanas.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:07, Reply)

approve
you say "haaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww" when lusting after something
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Woo!
You should make 'em the next time you have a barbecue. Your friends will be all 'Wow. That Kristine totally rocks the barbecue banana world, like' and they'll invite you to loads of other barbecues on the strength of it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)

then they'd want me around ALL the time
and I don't like people
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Well just make 'em yourself in the oven and don't tell your friends.
That way, you'll have lovely warm chocolate and bananas and your friends won't. But when you see your friends you could tell them about it, but say it's a big secret and if they want to know how to make them they'll have to google it themselves - or give you money.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:39, Reply)

yesssssss!
to put towards the "kristine buys a plane ticket then is asked to get off the plane because she's too fat" fund!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Did you ever get round to getting a passport?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)

this weekend I'm going to fill out the application

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:00, Reply)

And then you can spend your time looking for a country to visit that isn't 'fucking bent'
Do you get a generous amount of paid annual leave you can build up?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)

pffffffffffffffft no
in fact, I only get a weeks vacation, and that week is decided by the boss, when the whole operation closes
and I usually get my week pay ahead of time
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:10, Reply)

That really is bent.
So if you wanted to go away for 2 or 3 weeks, would you have to quit your job?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)

I doubt it.
But I know I would probably never be able to go on a trip that long by myself because I wouldn't save up the money.
It would take me years to save up that sort of cash.

On friday I calculated saving from that day up to the end of august and I wouldn't be able to afford a flight to London by then.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Are flights quite expensive?
Within Europe you can (subject to taxes/handling fees) get some really cheap flights. I've flown from Bristol to Dublin before with a ticket price of a penny (granted, by the time you add in various extras like airport tax it came to about twenty-five quid, but it isn't a lot).

The flight I took to Ibiza the other week was less than £100 return.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:23, Reply)

around $900

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)

And with a dollar only buying you about £0.60 pence at the moment
It would be hugely expensive to come over at the moment.

A pint would cost you between £3 and £4 - or about six/six and a half dollars a drink.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)

reckon I shouldn't come then?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Not saying that. I'd just be mindful that the UK isn't exactly a cheap place to visit.
Bar getting drunk with the Internet, what would you like to do whilst in the UK?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1247016
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Have a look at
www.visitengland.com

It might help you decide what you want to do, where you want to go and it might help you work out your budget.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)